#hotclog

so i work at a sandwich shop and we take orders over the phone and our computers keep their names and locations to save time. and people are always like what how do you know who i am and they're like reevaluating their lives over the phone like they order way too many sandwiches so i say things like "yeah we're just good like that" or "yeah we're all totally psychic." but this one time some guy named mike called and he was hella confused so without thinking i said "it's magic mike" and i just

I love how the ugly christmas sweater market is only thriving ironically

the person who realized that you have to put milk in cereal probably tried water first and that reminds me every day that you have to struggle for your art