#hostofdeceit

asking for a friend.

SHH! Could you keep it down! Goodness, if master hears you he’ll turn me into a card.

And your “friend” isn’t getting their answer- because I don’t talk to FAERIES! Such an UGLY breed of “Cookie”. If that’s what you’re able to call them.

*He looks around, checking to see if Candy Apple or Shadow Milk is around*

In all honesty? There’s only two faeries that… DONT want my head on a stick, who I can appreciate.

NO NAMES. NONE.