#hornerstuck

Your name is JAACKK HORNER and you are an IRRELEVANT AGE. You have an obsession with MAGICAL ARTIFACTS that have come in to your possession through NEFARIOUS DEEDS. Your absolute favorites include BABY UNICORN HORNS and MYSTERIOUS FOOD OBJECTS. Despite the protests from other trolls you know MAGIC is REAL! You often find yourself consumed in your other hobby of crafting BAKED GOODS and CONFECTIONERY. You own a large BUSINESS in this industry after all! With all your various ENTERPRISES what troll could resist your natural charisma? But despite all that you are more interested in embarking on a MAGICAL QUEST to find the WISHING STAR! You can't STAND other trolls, they are beyond ANNOYING. You WISHED they would all just bow down to you. Almost like you want their attention? BAH! No way! You don't have TIME for that touchy feely crap. You have a WISH to be granted and become the MASTER OF ALL MAGIC! Your troll tag is gildedConfectioner [GC] and you write in a way that [ celebrates yOur skill in baking {). Normally the only time anyone pesters you is to complain about lah dee da and blah blah blah. You simply couldn't care less if you tried so you usually have your status set to DO NOT DISTURB. If only there was actually another troll out there who was worthy of your prose. OH WELL!