Azure Lion: *Climbs the damn mountain, breaches the borders of Flower fruit mountain, avoids Sun Wukong's palace and little monkeys, and knocks at Macaque's doors at 3am in the morning* can Macaque come out for a talk for five minutes?
Bai He: ....He's married.
Azure Lion: A mistake that can be corrected.
The guardians: Azure this is the third time this week please-
Macaque coming out with his staff: OUT BITCH! OUT BEFORE I WACK SOME COMMON SENSE TO YOU! I'M NOT INTERESTED!!
Azure: You never have to hear about Wukong ever again-
Macaque:
Macaque, lowers staff slowly: Go on.











