#honee.freak

MATTSUN IS AT THE TOP OF THAT LIST

i would say we also need to think about why theyre lying.

if they never intended to pull out and are lying through their fucking teeth then the list is:

- mattsun

- suna

- tsukki

- miya osamu

- makki

if they actually DID intend to pull out and just got so desperate and flustered and needy that they keep apologizing as they fuck you like theyll never get another chance, then the list is:

- hinata

- kageyama

- miya atsumu

- bokuto

- suna (yes i know hes on both dont say a word)

cant stop thinking about hinata constantly finding ways to kiss you. new gloss or lipstick? he has to help u make sure it’s transfer proof! his lips are dry and you’re in the middle of putting on lip balm? he needs some too! you’re eating ice cream and there’s some on your lip? oh he’ll help you get it off! you guys are drunk and couldn’t find someone at the club? shoyo volunteers as tribute! you’re tired of studying and need a distraction? he’s got you! you bought his favorite snack from the grocery store? he has to thank you properly!

but it’s all platonic ofc. what’s a lil kiss between homies :)

please dont make me think about kissing hinata shouyou i will literally start blushing like a schoolgirl.

the only reason he gets away with it is because youre just the same. he does well at a match? he gets a sweet little smooch outside the locker room. he’s excitedly telling you about practice? you just find him so cute, you cant help it. you need help getting some creepy guys away from you and shou happens to be on his way to meet you for lunch? you dont even need to think about how to greet him, and it certainly helps your story that after you pull away, he’s quick to wrap you in his arms and call you ‘pretty girl’.

*bats my big brown eyes*

For all the other Kuroo girls out there pretty pls

kuroo thinks youre a kiss-ass. he thinks you care too much about what other people think, but the truth is that hes just mad that you dont care enough about what he thinks. hes miffed that you never give him that stupid little smile you give other people, that you just curl your lip in annoyance when he passes by, that any time he talks to you, you cross your arms and lift your eyebrows at him.

hes mad about it because it turns him on. watching your smile drop when he walks in a room sends a shiver down his spine, because he affects you so much that you cant help yourself. watching you roll your eyes makes his hands itch, because he wants so badly to grip your face with one hand and make you look at him when he whispers "roll them again and see what happens". when you catch an attitude, his dick throbs in his slacks, because he can imagine so clearly what he'd make you do with that pretty little mouth if you gave him permission to.