Dec 27, 2025
ok so TONIGHT’s thought…
a non-native English speaker who REALLY needs a tissue but is using so much mental capacity focusing on NOT sneezing that they can’t come up with the word. And maybe the person they’re asking for one is playing just a liiittle bit dumb because they’re kind of enjoying watching this play out…
“do you haa-ahve— um— un mouchoir?”
“what?”
“uh— you know— heh— the p-p-pAah— paper— that you use to…” *gestures wildly at face with hand*
“the paper?”
“to sn— snehHHH”
“ohhh, a tissue? I think so, sorry, hold on…”
“tryy—huh—trying”
"here... better take the box..."
"huuuh- uh- SHOOO...huh, snf... thanks"
"salud!"
