#hoglockdonovan

hoglockdonovan replied to your post: Oh, I just realized I have no idea who you are. Sally Donovan - Gryffindor, 6th year prefect. [extends hand] -SD

I’m sure the pleasure is mutual. I think I may have seen you around, have you been sorted yet? And what year’re you in? I’ve seen those uniforms you girls have to wear at that school. I don’t think I could go more than a week without ripping that tight silk confection off…

Yes, I'm a Slytherin. Fifth year. I preferred the uniform at Beauxbatons, much more sophisticated. I don't know why you put up with these bulky potato sacks, to be perfectly honest. I certainly didn't come here for the fashion.

hoglockdonovan replied to your post: Hey, why’s this bathroom locked? Who’s in there?! Don’t make me force my way in! -SD

How d- You goddamn bloody wanker! Piss off, why don’t you?! Your brother can’t protect you from everything, and he certainly isn’t the highest power around here. I don’t care what you’re holding against Mycroft so he lets you do whatever you want, but I have absolutely no…

It's common knowledge he's got a Muggle girlfriend in his hometown, I'm only repeating the facts. And judging from the pieces of green lint leftover on your clothes, I'd say you don't actually seem to care, what with your fondness for regaling him in your dinosaur costume. You should wear that in public more often, it's really the portrait of dignity.