#hoe squad

Stone: I think that means you’re bored.

Endy, on the floor: Do you ever get happy hungry?

Stone: I think that means you’re depressed.

Nox: Do you ever get murder hungry?

Nox: ... for what?

Radin: people you’ve slept with.

nox: ooh! I thought you saw my basement.

Radin: what?

Nox: what.

Stone: teamwork?

Nox: cohesion??

Endy: a general sense of what we’re doing???

Endy: Then why are you coming along?

Stone: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting you guys when this inevitably goes wrong.

Stone: Ducks are better than rabbits. Nox: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Radin: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Nox: We’re not talking about flavour, Radin! Radin: Flavour counts! Nox: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Endy: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Nox: Okay, but- Endy: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Radin: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Nox: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, RADIN! Radin: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, NOX! Stone: I- Jesus-

Stone: You know you can die from that, right? Endy: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Nox: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Radin: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Stone: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Radin: Well, that was entirely predictable. Stone: One of them punched a gang member. Radin: Nox? Stone: Endy, actually. Radin: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

Stone: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Nox: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Stone: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Nox: But I heard a siren. Endy: That was Radin. Radin: Sorry, I got nervous.

Endy: We need to distract these guys. Stone: Leave it to me. Stone: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Nox & Radin: *immediately begin arguing*

*In a horror movie situation* Stone: I've got no service in my phone here. Radin: Shoot, my battery just died. Nox: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Endy: Guys, my phone is a book.

Endy: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Nox: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Radin: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Stone: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

Stone: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Nox: Yea, I could drink legally! Radin: I could hang out with the boys! Endy: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

Nox: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Endy: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Radin: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Endy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Stone: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Endy: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Endy: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Nox: Strong. Radin: Weak. Stone: An idiot, is what your are.

Stone: Made you all playlists! Stone: Nox, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Stone: Endy, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Stone: And Radin has the ABBA Gold album.

Nox: My stomach growled super loud in French. Nox: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Endy: Bonjour. Stone: Le growl. Radin: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Endy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Radin: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Nox: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Stone: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Nox: *flips the board*

Endy, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Stone: Gray. Radin: Grey. Endy, turning to Nox: Now tell them what color you think it is. Nox: Dark white.

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