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Watching Ninja Assassin, I gagged on my saliva when I saw Raizo wearing glasses. I thought Vin Jin summoned into the movie

Listens to music (dukes music) He took a shit while doing so, dropping a wet shit in the toilet bowel

"spray the toilet"

You'd say as you walk past the bathroom

After almost an hour, he's out leaving the toilet clogged. He could leave it at that, but he's a petty bastard. So he'll shut the windows so the shit scent swarms around the bathroom for you to walk in and die to

"smells nice huh?"

He'd pull the headphone down to his neck as he grins at you suffering from the shit scent

Sometimes you'd find him doing sorts of poses to his reflection in the mirror

"fuck I'm so strong. Oi, Fight me- wait no. You broke my glasses last time you elephant"

You'd roll your eyes and leave him be, going to your room

"and you still owe me a pair!"

He shouts from his room as he flops face down onto his bed

When you wake up to get a glass of water, you'd find this prick in his room rapping to dukes music

"how ironic of you to pick on a student who is now your idol-"

"as if, I fucking hate him and you too"

He throws his headphones across his room. But after you close his door, he'll listen closely to your footsteps fading into the distance down the hallway. Up he goes, to retrieve his headphones and raps again. Quietly this time of course

During school days, he'll randomly appear behind you

"Your next, Elephant"

Then disappears into the crowd of students

And if you ate lunch with him, you both talk shit. Or just him entirely

"oi, did you hear that fat shits new rap album? He thinks he's Eminem"

"Who the fuck is that? A new student? He looks too fucking pretty to be a dude"

"why is there more meat on your tray then veg- damn quit looking at me like that I was kidding"

"goddamn you take fat ass bites"

And when you guys walk home, he'll let you jam to his music

"oi listen to this"

"this shit fucking hits"

"it's better than yours huh? Thought so"

And if you both attended a club to have fun, he's already fighting with the barista

"I said give me the entire shelf you bastard!"

"did you call me poor? Fuck no!"

And eventually you both get kicked out and he's grumbling in annoyance

On most days, you don't mind Vin Jin's presence with you. He's okay and you can tolerate him. He might be an asshole to everyone but you know he has a soft spot for you

"Vin Jin-"

Vin Jin NSFW Headcanons (MDNI)

Warnings: NSFW, almost pretty gender neutral

Minors don’t interact!

OH MY GOD????????

Vin Jin x Sister

He'd take a swing at you if you're minding your own business. A gust of wind flying your way, stopping just at the tip of your nose as he holds his fist there with a shitty grin

He'll barge into your room, drop the wettest, shittiest abomination and blame it on you

"fuck your room stinks"

On his way out of your room, he's leaving the door wide open, flickering with your lights as you try to sleep

"there's a monster in your closet-"

"The monster's you."

You'd say as you turn over and sleep.

"the fuck did you just say?!"

You know your brother loves you. Just not a way a normal brother should.

"oi, fight me"

He'd challenge you as you just scroll on your phone.

"I said fight me you weakling"

With no other choice, you'd stand up. You love your brother, you really do. But sometimes he needs to sit the fuck down and stop taunting you.

You'd sit back down after a 'little spar' as he looks down on you with silent anger and annoyance

"you broke them you fucking elephant"

"you're buying me a new pair"

Sometimes when you're on your way to school, he'd walk with you and point out everything you do and wear

"why the fuck is your skirt so short? Did your fatass get a boyfriend or something?"

"why is your hair down?"

"you look stupid"

"A Try hard you are"

And when you arrive at school, he'll drag you straight to the office

"my sister would like an ankle length skirt please. No, get her pants, Baggy ones"

"and bring out the bastard who designed the uniform skirts"

Vin Jin drives your head in. But you know he cares about you