#hiram.

HIRAM: Congratulations. You're a grandfather.

[ sounds of choking, followed by sputtered coughing ]

LEROY: WHAT?!

HIRAM: To a bag of flour. And your daughter requests your presence in Akron this weekend for...

[ Hiram's voice is muffled as he yells in the apartment. 'What's the sack's name again, baby girl?' Somehow Rachel's reply comes through the receiver louder. '-HER- name is Ginger Grace, DADDY! ]

HIRAM: ...Ginger Grace's one-week old party.

LEROY: I...

HIRAM: There'll be cake.