#himym caps

Lily: This dress meant a lot to me. Robin: Really? Lily: Yeah. It was spring of 2004 and I’d been having a hard few months. [Flashback where Lily smiles after passing by a man who says “Day-am!” at her.] I got a two-syllable “damn” in this dress. Robin: A two-syllable “damn”. That’s the dream.

Marshall: Hat! We thought of authentic Native American headdress before we thought of hat.

Barney: Abby and I are in love. Not hot, passionate love. Couple love! You know, movie night with my girlfriend then waiting for her to go to bed so I can steal one pitiful moment of hollow ecstasy by the cold blue light of my computer monitor.

Abby: (after having sex with Barney) I’m sorry I yelled out “Ted”. Barney: I’m sorry I yelled out “Abby”. Abby: I am Abby! Barney: Oh cool.

Ted: [about Star Wars] It’s just a movie. [Cut to Ted and Marshall watching the TV. Subtitle: ‘121 awesome minutes later’] Ted: Okay, if Stella doesn’t like this movie, I can’t marry her. Marshall: No, you can’t. Ted: Wanna watch it again? Marshall: Yes, I do.

Ted: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she’s new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call? Marshall: No, no, Ted, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, super volcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the earth. Number three, all footage of Evil Knievel is lost. Number four, Ted calls Karen. Number five, Lily gets eaten by a shark. Lily: I’m Lily and I approve the order of that list.