#highschoolers

second week of school I lost my id card. third week I found it.

today I saw a piece of paper slipped in my card that read "twink vibes".

different handwriting read "NO".

two people in my school saw my photo and one called me a twink. neither knew me personally, or they did bc guess where I found my id? IN MY LOCKER.

these two people know my name, know what I look like, know my locker number, and one called me a twink.

“FUCK YOU ALL I DO IS COMMAND RESPECT” “damn dictator much?”

“Is there a chris here?” “no. But there is a Jesus, that’s me- I’m Jesus”

“I stood in front of a car and yelled ‘YOU WONT! NO BALLS COWARD’”

“Bruh freshmen scare me” “wait why? Theyre harmless?” “One of them screamed at the top of their lungs that they’d destroy the world if they had the chance”

“BRUH I HATE TOMATOES” “alright calm down boomer” “bitch I’m a whole entire year younger than you”

“Well Ava does your highschool decide to practice their marching band at 7 in the morning? Before any band event? No? Then you can’t fucking complain to me”

“Well yeah they play good, but I’m just trying to catch on sleep, wake myself up in my own time, and/or trying to finish my homework so they can fuck off”

“Ewwww guys scare me theyre disgusting” “damn you didnt have to be so sexist about it” “Brandon I’m a lesbian. I just don’t like guys”

“Yeah but diva backwards is avid so conclunsion youre actually really fucking smart”

“My ass is as thick as my skull, both are dummy thick” “that could also apply to your glasses since you a blind bitch”

“Penis fireworks.”

“hand in hand we twink together”

“I don’t drink tea” “then what about coffee” “I don’t drink that either” “Then what do you drink tucker” “Well bitch I fucking drink vinegar”

“If hitler was dummy thicc then it would’ve been ok”

“No Ava. You’re birch because your so fucking pale”

“Fuck troom troom I ate my glue stick and I got my mouth stuck”

*chaotic noises in the background* “*the one kid who’s terrified* TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME”

“Y’all i drank banana dna” “...Jen theres fucking soap in there-“

“The banana dna didn’t taste like banana it tasted like detergent :(“ “Well no dipshit sherlock”

“This makes me uncomfy” “Uncomfy is a bottom word try and change my mind”

“...I thought teeth was spelt like theeth...” “...Oath. No.”

“HOW DOES MY ENGLISH TEACHER EXPECT ME TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR WHEN I CANT EVEN FUCKING SPELL”