#highly addicted

First we'll start off with the big Bitch of Texas.

Pam.

Now I found this show a couple of days ago when I was up at the butt crack of dawn. Now the first thing I noticed about this women, Pam.

I. Love. Her.

She's a bitch to the country club drunk and daily tries to put her in her place and goddamn is it wonderful. Now, I'll get Bonnie and Whitney later, and it won't be pretty.

Now Pam is a strong women and it's absolutely wonderful to know that there is a women like her that will smack a bitch down and call a hoe out when she needs it, and she makes me laugh 20% percent of the time when she is on screen. Usually I hate women like her but she holds the string that will ruin shit. Power = everything life motherfucking lesson.

Hannah.

I don't really think I have that much to brag/nag and or complain about other then she has shitty choice in friends. *coughwhitneycough*

Connie.

At first I was like "Wow! What a bitch!" then after a while she was pretty cool so my reaction to her was "Nevermind this chick is great!" Then she blew up when Bonnie mentioned that she should get some work done. Then I was like "da fuq did I just watch?" And it completely blew my goddamn mind, because a couple episodes later she actually does it and I swear up and fucking down, if I could lift the table and flip it I would of.

I'm not sure exactly what she does, Is it like an expensive thrift store for Texas women? Ya' know filled with gucci and gabbanna (sp?)? I just don't completely understand. If Texas survives after 2012, I might just take a trip to Texas to visit this women's shop and Jesusland.

But I mean her attitude is pretty terrible at times, but otherwise it's pretty good.

Grace.

This girl is pretty awesome, and honestly I've got almost nothing to rag on this girl about. I know, I know SURPRISING!

But seriously chicka keep being a real friend.

You and Kalyn can be homies 4 lyfe.

4ever.

Leslie.

At first I was like, "What is this dumb beauty pageant problem?" Then I realized she is the best godmother ever. She's had some serious fucked up ideas like mentioning John while at lunch, or Bring Kalyn's real mother and sometimes she dresses like a slut.

But I mean botox, and that hair job? I don't mean to rag on rich texas women who are idiots, but hey! I can.

Kalyn.

I love you.

All of my feels are for you. I've been bullied most of my life. So I kinda know where you are coming from. I don't live in California but I live in a state near it. The girls are just as rotten. Pageant or not, you are a really pretty girl and it's not fair that they were talking shit. Just remember they are all going to die one day. But you were on a motherfucking tv show.