If you had to swap your wardrobe with someone else (any elf or other being), whose would you choose?
🤔 Nice question… I think I would go with Finw— wait. No. 🌊 Ulmo.
Yes, Ulmo. Vala of the Seas. The literal Lord of Waters. The guy who doesn’t even wear clothes!!! he just IS the ocean. Liquid fashion. Unmatched. 🌊😌👑
Why? BYE GOLD… no, seriously. 💀✨
1. Dramatic Wardrobe. Who needs fabric when you can show up wearing the entire sea? Beware Aquaman 🧜♂️
2. Weather Control = Peak Chaos Did someone annoy me? 🌩️⚡️💨 Instant rainstorm. Elrond sighs. Splash. 💦 He blinks in betrayal. Celebrimbor thinks jewerly. Bigger splash. 🌊 He does not try again. Galadriel dares to challenge me. TSUNAMI mode activated. 💦🌊 She disappears for a FULL five seconds. I sit. No one speaks. 😏
3. Círdan Would Absolutely Lose It. He’s been telling me to sail West for years. If I stroll into Lindon literally wearing the ocean, he’s either going to ascend to a higher plane ✨… or pass out. Either way? Worth it. 😈
4. Never Need Moisturizer Again. Eternal saltwater magic? Hydration at an elven god-tier level. My skin? Like a baby. A divinely-blessed-ocean-kissed-ethereally-radiant-baby. ✨💙😘
Sincerely soggy, Gil-galad ⛈️
🎶 I feel it... It's coming... Rain 🎶
