Fuck, Marry, Kill.
So this is kind of really shit but I canât figure out how to make it not shitty so here you go folks. XD sorry. Pretty much more High Steve with Robin just chilling with hints of sad because oof. Not a ship, they just friends.
The store was empty for the first time in three, long, trying, and teenage filled hours. Needless to say Steve and Robin were dead on their feet as they closed up shop.
Robin was quick to lock the doors, and Steve sped threw mopping the âpoop deckâ, otherwise known as the shops front. Chairs were flipped and scoops were washed at record speed. Robin was about to grab her purse when Steve stopped her.
âHey Rob, I was wondering if you wanted to smoke tonight? We could just throw a movie in or something.â
Well that was new. Not that she didnât know Steve smoked every now and then, but sheâs never been invited before. They had been getting closer over the summer, so it kind of made sense, and hey, if he was going to offer it out for free who was she to say no.
âSure, just let me go home and change first, meet you at yours in about an hour?â
Steveâs smile was damn near blinding. He nodded along eagerly, and they split off, Robin heading to where her mom was picking her up and Steve to his car.
After five minutes of small talk Robin decided she couldnât put it off any longer.
âHey mom, I was wondering if I could hang out at a friends house tonight. Theyâre having a movie night, I know itâs kind of last minute but I thought it might be okay since Iâm off tomorrow anyway.â
She hummed in thought, âWhoâs house is it?â
âThe boy I work with, Steve, Iâve told you about him before.â
âHe wonât try to get in your pants?â
Robin couldnât hold back her laugh, âNot a chance, he knows I like girls mom.â
The elders face lit up, âOh of course then Honey, Iâll drop you off whenever your ready and maybe he can take you home tomorrow.â She relented, relaxing back into her seat.
They pulled into their driveway and Robin made quick work of showering and getting comfy close for the night. Clad in sweat pants and an old band t-shirt she threw her still wet hair up in a messy bun and gathered her favorite blanket in a bag. Down stairs her mother was watching the end to the nightly news.
âReady Mom!â
The brunette turned and did a once over of her daughter. Concluding that she was appropriately dressed for a sleepover she picked her purse up from the coffee table and the two made their way out the door.
A quick drive later and they were pulling into the Harringtonâs long driveway, the first floors lights sprinkled to show where exactly Steve was.
Her mom wished her well and Robin made her way to the doorbell. Soft chimes sounded through the house.
The double doors were yanked open to reveal none other than Steve Harrington himself, ushering her inside and waving to her mom as she pulled away.
âWelcome, welcome to the wonderfully cozy Harrington residence. We have two of fifty rooms occupied, my bedroom and the living room, feel free to pick either to get fucked up in.â
Robin eyed the blank walls of the too clean house. It just wasnât Steve at all, it seemed empty? Lonely? Like some Hallmark mansion, just not realistic at all. Down the hall she could see the flashing glow of a television and pointed. âThere.â
âLiving room it is then.â Steve hummed with a soft nod. âThatâs where I got everything prepared so I was hoping youâd say that.â
God he was a dingus.
There was a large L shaped couch in the middle of the room, a TV facing it against the wall on top of a dresser like stand, and a coffee table littered with snacks, movies, and a few blunts between the two. Given the stack of blankets already pulled out Robin assumed that tonight was going to be filled with warm, cozy cuddling and lazy conversations.
She wasnât complaining though. She plopped down on the bouncy cushion and reached to flip through the movie choices.
âAnything in mind Harrington?â
âNothing particular. Theyâre mostly horror though.â
That raised an eyebrow, hadnât he already had enough horror in his life already? âYou a big fan of horror then?â she asked.
Steve just kind of huffed then chuckled. âMy dad says a real man doesnât watch musicals or romance stuff. He only allows âmanlyâ movies in his house, donât you want to watch a manly movie Rob?â
Robin just rolled her eyes and mumbled. âWouldnât know good movies if it hit him.â But she loved a good horror movie herself, she grabbed the copy of Nightmare on Elms Street and waved it in Steveâs face. âPop her in then buddy.â
A minute later and they were situating blankets across the two of them as trailers flickered across the screen. Really Robin thought five blankets was a little excessive but Steve seemed to think it was lacking. He leaned forward and grabbed the pre popped popcorn, a lighter, and the first blunt of the night.
Ever the gentleman Steve gave her the first hit. She held it in her mouth, coaxing it down her throat while he took his own puff. After a few seconds she opened her mouth and let the smoke find its own way out, floating from her mouth and into the air like a cloud.
Steve was not as patient or content to see the slow going process, after a few seconds he blew the air out like flames from a dragon's mouth.
They traded it back and forth, watching each otherâs different tricks as the drug slowly took effect, till the movie started up, their eyes glued to the screen.
Something Robin realized fairly quickly was that Steve was not a fan of horror movies. She could feel him slowly pressing further against her, flinching when things got too jumpy. She couldnât blame him, besides if she could help comfort him through this one then she could find at least one happy movie to put in next, right?
After a particularly gruesome scene she decided she couldnât wait that long. You might be thinking, why doesnât she just say she wants to change the movie? Well, the thought didnât even cross her mind. Instead she moves in with a quick distraction.
âThat Nancy Thompson is pretty cute right?â
Steve stares up at her for a few seconds before nodding. Hell yeah she was cute.
âAnd that Glen dude, any character Johnny Depp plays is going to be eye candy.â
âYeah.â
Good. If she had him talking then he wasnât paying attention to the movie.
âQuick! Fuck marry kill, Johnny, Nancy girl, or Tina?â
He stuttered for a few seconds, his mind wrapping around the character selection. âUmm, kill Tina, Marry Johnny and fuck Nancy?â
Robin couldnât help but laugh at how unsure he sounded.
âHey well how about you?â
âMmm,â she paused to think. âKill Johnny, Marry Tina, fuck Nancy.â
The game kept up with characters before moving onto people they knew in real life. âClair Burk, Tommy H, and Carol.â
Steve huffed long and hard for that one, taking another drag before even contemplating. Robin thought about her own answer as well, Clair was pretty cute, and surely Carol would have some redeeming qualities. Tommy was a nice guy if you caught him around the right people, but prone to violence, sheâd have to go with âIâd marry Clair, fuck Carol and kill Tommy.â
Steve actually laughed at that one. âUnderstandable, understandable. But get this okay. Fuck Tommy, kill Clair, Marry Carol.â He was quick to continue when Robins head jerked to look at him, eyebrows raised. âIâve known them for a super long time, right? So marry Carol cause we could just act like friends, and like I know you like girls and all but Tommy is kinda cute. He has freckles Rob, freckles. And heâs super strong-â
She stopped him before it could get graphic âWoah woah woah keep it PG, I donât need a full description of how youâd want him to give it to you.â
Theyâd cycled through most of the kids in their grade that they both knew by the time the credits started to roll.
Steve sat up and stared her down, excited not unlike a golden retriever.
âWait wait wait okay okay. So. Watch, sleepover with, or dinner with, kid addition.â
Color her intrigued. She gestured for him to continue. âOkay So Mike, Dustin and Max?â
The kids had grown on her since that night at the Mall, sheâs like to think they were all friends. âOkay so watch Max, Sleepover with Dustin and Dinner with Mike.â
Steve burst into laughter.
Fine, if he was going to just laugh at her sheâd give him something to laugh at.
Robin turned to face him and reached to grab ahold of his side, squeezing away at the fleshy skin. âOh your going to laugh at me? Well you have a better idea Dingus?â
Steveâs laughter doubled and his hands grabbed onto her wrists. No matter how hard he tried to squirm to the other side of the couch he was stuck. Their legs had gotten tangled in the many many blankets about an hour ago, and neither had the motivation to unstick themselves.
Boy does he wish he had.
âI was lahaughihing cause mihine is the sahahme! Ihits the sahame.â
Oh. Well, no reason for her to stop. âYeah, cause Mike's a shithead and gets in trouble, of course it was going to be the same! But now look at you Stevey, Hmm let me think of one.â She slowed down for a second, focusing in on who she would pair up. âHow about Lucas, Jane, and Will? I wonât stop tickling you till you answer.â
I Steve kicked out as she moved her way up his ribs, digging between the bone. Somehow he ended up with his back against her, trapping himself.
âWahahtch Lucas, dineher with Jahanehe, Wihihill sleheep ohover!â
She slowed down her fingers, not quite stopping but changing to fluttery touches that left him giggling.
Steveâs arms felt heavy and all he could think about was the tingling of her nails over his stomach and neck. He let his hands drop into his lap and threw his head back onto Robins shoulder.
âIt feheheels weirherd.â
Robin leaned down to his ear to tease the poor boy. âDo you mean it tickles Steve?â
The boy nodded, hiding his blush in the crook of her neck.
âCome on, you can say it buddy. Tick-le, easy peasy.â
Steve burrowed deeper into her neck, hiding himself away from the word.
âFine,â she huffed. âIf you wonât say it then at least tell me that you like it. Itâs kind of obvious at this point.â
He only leaned further onto her, probably hoping to disappear.
âWell that just confirmed it Dingus.â She cooed.
She kept up the light touches till Steveâs face had lost some of its pink. He was still squirming occasionally when her fingers strayed a bit to close to his side, and he rolled himself so they were chest to chest.
If she was wondering what kind of stoned Steve would be before she had her answer. He was touchy and clingy when high, and it somehow fit perfectly even with his previous bad boy routine.
His breathing evened out and he was fully slumped against her.
Robin stretched as far as she could for the remote and a bag of chips before laying herself back down. Now that Steve was actually asleep she could try and really watch the movie. What were best friends for if not being a pillow anyway?











