#high hello

i just wanna be treated like a dog. pet me pet me pet me pet me pet me pull my collar order me around and its okay im too dumb to understand because im sooo so pretty

Anytime I scan a qr code at work I make sure to make a little boop sound for the customers sake#customerservice

i want whatever jana was on during that kk live homegirl was goneee

You should all be more insane about ldshadowlady and acknowledge her history and impact on the Minecraft community. Naow

They should invent a sport where you get to chase someone down and wrassle with yhem snd then pin them down and eat them and by “eat” I mean just like nibble and bite on i guess due to the circumstances And you get sweaty and flushed from the adrenaline rush And then you get to take turns and it’s lots of fun and everyone holds hands and by hold I mean bite and by hands im Ean each other we should bite eschother

Have a sort of “Andrew in drag” esque situation going on irl. am I cooked

You can slowly get the people around you in real life to meow on command by meowing at them consistently enough to where it slowly normalizes 2 them and then they will begin to respond. At first perhaps playfully or ironically but like all ironic action sit will soon become unironic. They will meow #darkPsychology