“Hide the bong-it’s mom!”
2 Girls in a bedroom
Jackie
(closing door & hollering to other room) We’ll be right out!
Bunnie
(holding bong/grinder/lighter up in the air) HOLY SHIT!!!
Jackie
Shut the fuck up, it’s fine. Do something with that-where’s the visine? (looks for visine)
Bunnie
Did she see anything? How fast were we? I blacked it all out. What’s she doing here? (puts paraphernalia down)
Jackie
Bunnie, she’s your mom-does she need an invite? (puts in eye drops)
Bunnie
No but at least an announcement-a warning! I think she might’ve heard me say “cigarette” through the door before she knocked! (Jackie’s laughing) Can you shut the fuck up?
Jackie
I’m sorry-you’re just- (mocks Bunnie)
Bunnie
I’m glad you can find the humor in this. (Puts in eye drops)
(“Mom” voice from the other room yells “Bunnie!”)
Bunnie
FUCK!- (Jackie laughs) Fuck you. (both girls get serious) Smell?
(Spritz sequence)
Bunnie
How do I-?
Jackie
Good-Go!
