#hidekanesmutweek

Hide met his boyfriend at the door, which might not have been all that unusual, but even Kaneki could see the nervous, guilty twist to his face.

"Ok," The blond began, "so just, hear me out."

"..."

"I know you didn't want anything for your birthday in December,"

".... Hide..."

"And I know I got you that, uh, toy, since it was really more of an us gift-"

"Hide, what did you do-"

"And I definitely know that I'm banned from the pet store without you there-"

"- You didn't-"

Soft thumping sounds and the tiniest "Rup!" Kaneki had ever heard confirmed his suspicions as an adorable puppy galloped into view, beelining for the strange world outside the door.

Effortlessly the ghoul caught the pup and cradled it in his arms, lifting a steely gaze to Hide. "We're not keeping it."

"But she's so cute, Kaneki! Just look at her sweet face and try to say no to her!"

Kaneki stared into the beady little eyes of the squirming pup in his arms. "No."

Hide pouted, and switched tactics. "Well then, how about protection? You said you wanted to beef up security, so how about a guard dog?"

Kaneki leveled him with a disbelieving stare. "It's a chihuahua." Carefully, he lowered the dog to the floor and released it.

"Dammit Juanita, you're blowing this," Hide murmured seemingly to himself, as Kaneki lowered the dog to the floor and released it. "I guess I'll just have to use my other methods of persuasion."

Kaneki scoffed as he followed the scampering puppy down the hallway to the rest of the apartment and surveyed the damage. A pet bed next to the couch, two tiny food dishes in the corner, a tiny leash thrown over Kaneki's reading chair, and a small mountain of toys littering their rug. Dear god, he might actually be serious this time... "You don't have any other methods of persuasion," He said, almost as if to reassure himself, "So you'd better have kept the receipts for all of this."

Kaneki had just enough time to register the low purr of, "I wouldn't be so sure of that," before he was pressed against the wall. Hide sank to his knees with a smug grin and Kaneki's eyes widened.

"You can't do this here, right in front of the dog!" He said his voice rising in pitch as Hide's hands massaged his hips and toyed with the waistband of his pants.

Hide nuzzled lightly into Kaneki's crotch. "Sure we can, she won't notice a thing,"

"She- It's staring right at us."

"She's a dog, she doesn't understand what's happening."

Kaneki stared at the dog. The dog cocked its head. It yawned, nearly tipping itself over.

"This is, hands down, the least sexy thing that has ever happened to me." Despite his words, he felt a familiar twitch as Hide pressed an open-mouthed kiss against his clothed dick.

"We'll see about that," Hide said with a hum, hooking Kaneki's pants and underwear and pulling them down in one swift motion.

Kaneki inhaled sharply as Hide began with slow, teasing licks, just savoring his taste. Once he'd reached the head, he slid back down, this time pressing an open-mouthed kiss directly to Kaneki's length. The brunet just barely choked down a groan as Hide moved his teasing upwards, lapping at the wetness. Too quickly, he felt, his cock was stiffening and all he could think of was how warm Hide's mouth would be if he just got on with it.

Hide pulled away to mutter something nonsensical- dick blushing? what?- before finally, finally sinking down on him, swallowing and still managing to twist that sinful tongue around him-

Kaneki came with a noise he would deny until the ends of time, hands bunching in Hide's hair as he tried to hold his boyfriend close.

After a long moment his grip loosened and Hide pulled away, winded but smiling. "'Told ya I had my methods."

Gasping, Kaneki sank to his knees, spent. Slowly, the puppy emerged from its hiding spot behind the couch and approached him to sniff at his hand. Hesitantly, her tail began to wag. Kaneki cleared his throat. "We can't keep her."

Hide's proud smile morphed into surprised disappointment. "But-"

"We can't keep her," Kaneki said hoarsely, "without setting up an appointment at a vet, and we'll have to look into obedience classes-"