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For the first time in a long time I just laid in bed for hours looking at the ceiling. God, it crazy where brain can go when you just don’t try thinking. Like when did the Jonas Brothers all have sex. Didn’t they promise not too before they married. Pretty sure that changed. Or what would like world look like if dinosaurs were still around. We would turn them into pets and food sources too? How cool would it be to have a pet T-Rex? 

I’m ashamed to admit that I had to close the shop down to nurse a hangover. When two hot girls ask you out for drinks, you drink. Even if you suffer the consequences the next day. Does anyone have any miracle cures to help me out? I’ll take whatever I can get.

Three straight days at the gym. Gotta boost that metabolism because you know your girl’s gonna smash at that Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. Aside from Christmas, nothing beats Thanksgiving in my opinion. I’m just saying.

These Christmas songs are starting to really piss me off. How many times can you listen to the same 12 songs? Why do people do this, why? Write some new fucking Christmas songs. 

I just drained my entire pool. Not because it’s winter time, but because I need somewhere to skate and I haven’t broken in the pool, yet. Who is gonna come film me?

When all your dishes are dirty and you don’t feel like washing them, you end up eating the biggest bowl of cereal that you’ve ever had in your life. Not that I’m complaining, cereal is awesome, but now I’m out of milk. Also cereal. I guess it’s time to do some grocery shopping.

It’s Hannakuh! Celebrating with my Family, and also excited to also celebrate over the next few days. Here’s hoping my daddies got what I asked for, (which wasn’t much).

My dads are having the decorator come in tomorrow! So excited to watch this house transform into a beauty! All with American-made ornaments, of course.