#hhulkling

PrAISE THE EGG

it’s now nearly 10pm, I’m in a con hotel room, and because of this comment we just had a 20 minute discussion about biology and eggs and how teddy would have to shift to lay one so

Robbie moved to the side of the long desk, leaving it open for the newcomer, who was late for class and had everyone else making sure it didn’t look like there was room for him (they probably knew something the teen didn’t; he was pretty much blackmailed into enrolling while everyone else seemingly knew their shit). 

does everyone who ask about tommy and eli just spontaneously burst into flames in marvel studios

at this point? yeah probably

‘hey shouldn’t we include tommy? he hasn’t been in a comic in a while except for being mentioned offhand’

[sudden pink slip]

‘why are we making a new patriot, we already had elijah bradley, we could pull him out of retirement’

Billy: beefcake small Teddy: beefcake jumbo

YAS EVIL EMPERORS

I was #inspired by this piece aud did a while back

But I rly rly want an expanded thing from the children’s crusade special? Where Kang leads the team and they’re all like? Weird evil versions of themselves.

Except instead of them being on Kang’s team, I want a series of events that triggers Teddy rly becoming Dorrek VIII and taking over the Skrull-Kree empire and instead of making a peace treaty with earth, deciding hostile takeover is a much more efficient way of seeing things through because he’s a better ruler than any earth government he’s lived through

And I want Billy alongside him pulling strings and making everything work out in his favour, skewing the odds for battles and warping in unspeakable horrors for other people to deal with. Going against everything he’s ‘fated’ to be as the Demiurge and sort of rotting in his magic for it, but so much more powerful than regular Billy because he isn’t afraid of his powers.

RUNS TO READ THIS!!!!

join me in the rip in rest all skrulls squad man like.

😂😂😇😇

im but a simple gay we got too deep and found this piece of info about skrull birth or w/e (tw for body horror and child birth complications?)

like.

liquification. marvel says they have to turn their bodies to jelly to have the eggs...