#heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

When he fumbles the baddies so hard that they turn against him

LAST SEMESTER WAS A BAD ACID TRIP.    he misses percy, but he also missed lavender. the dog is sniffing his palms from where he stands, letting out a quiet high – mostly so then dakota also doesn't run into him, because ilyas is respectful, thank you. “you know, man,” and here he fucking goes — “i've been thinking about labubu's recently. they're like, lowkey satanic, innit?” head tilts, petting behind the dog's ears like it's the softest thing in the world. not as soft as his sheep mothers, but close. “labubu. la-bew-bew. bew-bew. boobs. it just makes sense, dakota, i'm telling you. it's like when they fuckin' market vapes for kids. that shit's not fuckin' funny. my baby cousin smells like cotton candy dead battery vape now. do i smell like that? be honest with me or i'll fuckin' kill us both and leave the dog here.” just fuckin' yapping, mack doesn't know what's happening. “i missed you, though," he coughs like he's going to actively vomit for being so unabashed in his fondness for his friend. "even if you look like a fuckin' labubu.”

ASHFDKSAF HI FELIX LMAO

I’ll try to be on more!

also heyy tell me about your tween phases?

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