I NEED LANCE ALVERS HEADCANONS SMUT OR NOT OR BOTH JUST PLEASE! ANYTHING
You have no idea what kind of floodgates you just opened. (˵ ¬ Ų Ā¬Ėµ)
Here are a bunch of head canons that have definitely rotted my brain a little
Lance is bi, Anyone who wants him badly enough to let him be in chargeāthatās hot. Anyone who moans when he spits in their mouth? Hotter. Itās about power, about the chokehold of want, and Lance likes being the reason someoneās knees shake.
When Lance sleeps with Todd, itās nothing like Kitty. With her, it was sweet. Safe. A little cautious, a little boring. Todd though? Todd's desperate. Lance thrives on that. Itās not just that Todd wants himāitās how obvious he is about it. Every time he begs, every time his breath hitches when Lance smacks his lips with the head of his cock, Lance feels like a god.
Lance figured out he could focus his powers. He can send low, targeted vibrations right through skin, right under muscle. He didnāt realize how much damage that could really do until one night, with Todd on his back, knees to his chest, squirming in Lanceās grip while he got jerked off slow and meanāLance tried it. Just a flicker of vibration through his palm. Right up the length of Toddās cock. The way Todd squeakedālike a fucking dog toyāand then arched clean off the bed, like heād been electrocuted? Burned itself into Lanceās memory. He still thinks about it sometimes while zoning out at the TV, one hand in his pants. Just the sound Todd made. How wet his eyes went. Like itād scrambled his brain.
Lance likes a mess. He likes sloppy head, spit dripping down someoneās chin, that soft choking noise when they try to take too much and do it anyway. He likes it when they pull off and thereās a string of saliva still connecting them.
Lanceās cockās got a little curve to itāenough to hit hard when heās got someone on their knees, hands in their hair, hips tilted just right. He likes pressing it deep, watching someone struggle not to gag. Heāll mutter soft, shitty things like "C'mon, you're fine. Don't quit now.ā
"Act right or get fucked stupid." Thatās not just something Lance says. Itās a policy. If his partnerās mouthing off, being difficult, testing him in that particular way that makes his fists curl and his cock twitch, thereās a switch that flips. Lance doesn't always have the wordsābut he can fuck sense into someone. Itās about taking someone apart until theyāre glassy-eyed and pliant, until theyāre whispering apologies without knowing what for.
Todd talks too much. Lance likes it. Not that heād say that out loud. Heāll roll his eyes and grunt about āshutting him up,ā but that bratty, high-energy rambling is part of the draw. Stillāsometimes? Lance wants quiet and the easiest way to get it? A fist in Toddās curls and his dick in Toddās mouth.
Heāll be on the couch, halfway through a boss fight, controller balanced in one hand, while the other curls casually in Toddās hair, keeping the rhythm slow. Every time Todd tries to pick up the paceālike heās trying to get Lance to finish just so he can bragāLance yanks his head back, just enough to warn. āSlow the fuck down,ā heāll mutter, eyes still on the screen. āDid I say you could try that much tongue?ā
One time, during an argument with Pietro, Lance got pushed just far enough that his brain misfired. Pietro was smirking, cutting him off mid-sentence, getting under his skin the way only Pietro couldāand suddenly, without warning, Lanceās brain just said:
You could shut him up with your cock.
It wasnāt even a fantasy. Just a glitch. A moment of pure ego-logic. And the second it happened? Lance froze. His whole body stiffened like someone dumped cold water down his back. He walked out of the room immediately without another word. He hasnāt spoken about it to anyone.
Lance has a thing for thighs. Thick thighs, toned thighs, thighs that can crush his face while he eats someone out until he canāt breathe. The suffocation kink? Itās there, buried under ego. Kittyās thighs are soft and strongāheās definitely been caught jerking off just thinking about being smothered by them. But Toddās are differentācut, defined from all that jumping. When Lance hooks his arms under Toddās legs and Todd clamps down around his ears, Lance always ends up rutting against the sheets like heās starved.
Cock warming is one of Lanceās top-tier secret kinks. He doesnāt talk about it. Doesnāt ask for it. But when someone ends up in his lap, still full, still twitching from the last round? Thatās heaven. No thrusting. No teasing. Lance will just sit back, arms draped loose, eyes half-lidded as his partner wriggles, trying not to grind. Heāll just hum. Let the tension build. Maybe let one hand drift down their spine. Maybe whisper something like: "Yeah, thatās right. Stay right there. Donāt move unless I say.ā His cock throbs when they whimper. When they beg for friction. When they grind anyway and he has to grab their hips and make them stopāthatās when Lance really feels in control.
The Wanda Dream is one of those memories Lance doesnāt talk about, doesnāt think aboutāand yet? It lives in his brain like a parasite. Wanda had him flat on his back, wrists pinned. She stuffed her panties into his mouth to shut him up, leaned down close with a smirk like she knew exactly how fucked he was. Her nails left angry red marks down his chest. She choked him with one hand, rode him with the kind of control that made Lanceās toes curl and hips buck. He woke up with cum in his boxers and shame in his throat. Couldnāt meet her eyes for three full days. Every time she walked in the room, something in him twitched. To this day, he still doesnāt know if it was a nightmare or the hottest thing his brainās ever produced.
Lance and Todd will light a joint in the middle of a lazy night, watch cartoons or a B-movie they donāt care about, and twenty minutes later, theyāre making out sideways on the couch, hands already down each otherās pants. Todd gets ruined on weed. Whiny, touch-starved, quick to melt down. It makes Lance feel stronger, more in control. Even when heās slow, even when his brainās half-sludge, he can pull Todd apart with two fingers and a few dirty words.
Sub Lance is rare, but it happens. Usually when heās lazy, high, or weirdly emotionally vulnerable. Itās always his call, though. When he lets Kitty or Todd ride him, itās a slow surrenderādeliberate. He likes the visual. The control flipped on its head. The way Kittyās tits bounce when she rides him, or how Todd leans forward and smirks like he knows something Lance doesnāt. Oh and when they press their nails into his chest? Lance moans. Real and shameless. He likes being pinned like that. He likes when Kitty pulls his head back by the hair mid-suck like sheās the one calling shots. Todd doesnāt have tits, but Lance has definitely sucked his nipples like he was starving, and Todd had the nerve to laughāthe kind of breathless, cocky giggle that made Lance flip him over and ruin him for it.
When they get stupid highālike whole-tray-of-edibles, see-through-time, wait-for-the-walls-to-breathe highāLance shifts. He gets quiet. Loose. Starts touching Todd like he needs the anchor. Like if he doesnāt hold on, heāll float right out of his skin. If Toddās feeling dominant, heāll take advantageāpress Lance down into the mattress, hands gripping his hips tight to stop the squirming while Lance bites the pillow and breathes hard through his teeth.
When Toddās feeling soft, thatās when things really flip. Heāll climb on top, slow and confident. Let Lance watch him. Let him feel every inch sink in. He keeps his eyes locked with Lanceās while he rides, dragging his nails down Lanceās chest in lazy, claiming lines. Lance melts. High as hell, lips parted, flushed all the way down his throat, he just nods when Todd leans in close and murmurs, āYou like being my toy, donāt you?ā Itās the only time Todd can get away with calling him good boy and not immediately end up pinned and fucked into next week. Hell, heās even pushed itāone night Lance was so far gone he whispered āDaddyā¦ā in the dark, voice cracked and raw like he didnāt know heād said it. Toddās been having wet dreams about it since. When Lance is that pliant, that needy, every word hits like a lightning strike. He canāt tell the difference between praise and degradationāand honestly? Neither can Todd. Heāll say shit like, āYouāre lucky I still want to fuck you, you needy little bitch,ā and Lance will moan. āGood boy, always making such a mess," Heāll buck up like heās trying to fuck Todd deeper even though thereās no deeper left.














