#hexincorporated

"And here I thought Vampires were above the law. Besides, I am a prince after all. Not really one for contracts. How about we just kiss and promise not to step on each other’s toes." He grinned.

First person to put a ┼ in my inbox gets to be my boyfriend/girlfriend for a week.

{{oh Changmin, I feel like your mun has it in for you u.u }}

To whom it may concern,

When entering into a pseudo romantic engagement with myself, René Vlad Monti Dracul the III now Earl of the House of Drăculești, Rightful Ruler of the Transylvanian Kingdom, the following rules and regulations must be upheld and enforced to the uttermost of your ability.

You are not to enter my abode without permission, summonings or an agreed trial period of allotted time of residence.

Holy relics, stakes or blessed silver is not to become close to my person nor my residence. You are to relinquish any of said objects for the period of engagement. 

Prayer or Holy Worship is to be done on your own time, not in my presence.

You should remain washed and well presented at all times - avoid scents or products that may offend a highly sensitive olfactics system. 

You are not to touch or come too close to my person without prior permission or arrangement.  

Manner of address and speaking must remain respectful and polite.

You must alter your schedules to fit with my own - you will rise with the moon and sleep with the sun as I do.

However, here are some perks that you can expect:

As my romantic other you are aloud to feed me, either from yourself or another - I will also allow you to watch this interchange. 

You may pick one nickname for me to address you as.

You are allowed to touch things in my home, such as my piano and book, under supervision, when invited to enter.

I wont kill you

Please sign below,

Signature // Date

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Yours,

Something you need to talk about? I might be able to be of some help.