#hetalimon

Ivylure

Type- Grass-Ghost

1. had sex?

Pfft as sexually active as Neon is with bonding with other elements(ignoring the chem nerd joke; nope I have not)

2. bought condoms?

I haven’t bought them, but I had them thrown at me which I took and so I have 6 rainbow condoms in my dresser

3. gotten pregnant?

Nope

4. failed a class?

I almost didn’t pass my Botany class, but I barely managed uwu

5. kissed a boy?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..no

6. kissed a girl?

This loser hasn’t kissed anyone ;w;

7. had a job?

Working at the shelter yes and I may be working as a waitress next year on campus and I’m gonna work over the summer along with an internship at a research lab

8. left the house without my wallet?

yes AND THAT’S HOW I GET FUCKING LOCKED OUT OF THE DORM

9. bullied someone on the internet?

Nope

10. sexted?

nope

11. had sex in public?

no

12. smoked weed?

no

13. smoked cigarettes?

Nah

14. smoked a cigar?

nopenope

15. drank alcohol?

Yes and no

16. been to a wedding?

Yes uwu

17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Yes and this is where I am majority of my life

18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?

Yup

19. been late for school?

Yes ;w;

20. kissed in the rain?

This loser hasn’t been kissed

21. showered with someone else?

OMG NO I WOULD BE SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED TO

22. been outside my home country?

3 times

23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?

DRIVING HOME FROM MY FUCKING UNIVERSITY JFC I HATE THE DRIVE SO MUCH

24. had lice?

nope

25. gotten my heart broken?

Yup

26. had a credit card?

not a credit card, but a debit card uwu

27. been to a professional sports game?

No ;w;

28. broken a bone?

no

29. been unhappy about my weight?

Yes

30. won a trophy?

Yup

31. cut myself?

no

32. been on a diet?

No cause I seriously don’t need to diet

33. rode in a taxi?

Yes

34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?

Yes ouo

35. been to a concert?

No ;w;

36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?

Nah

37. had braces?

Nope

38. wore make up?

Yes for Halloween and special occasions 

39. lost my virginity before I was 16?

Like I said before I am not sexually active cause I’m a loser

40. kissed someone a different race than myself?

Nope ;w;

41. Snuck out of the house?

Yes

42. had oral sex?

Nope

43. dyed my hair?

No, but I plan to dye it this summer

44. met someone famous?

Does Eric Vale count cause that’s the closest to someone I met who is actually famous

45. been on vacation?

Yup

46. been on a boat?

Yes

47. been on an airplane?

Yes

48. prank called someone?

yeah uwu

49. taken a pregnancy test?

No, but I wanna take one for the hell of it

50. been suspended from school?

tHANK YOU woW BLESS

Who would win in a fight: Riza she’d knock him flat on his back

Who would be a better roommate: Both are probably great but Riza might be a little less messy? Either way neither of them would take up a lot of space.

Who’s better in bed: Riza just because I can’t say whether Roy would be a god in bed or if he’d just act like a big dork probably both now that I think about it in which case Roy wins

Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate: Riza like wow best right hand woman. Roy would attempt a coup or some shit at eventually lmfao

Whose shoulder I’d cry on: Riza definitely

Who would make a better parent: They’d both be equally great I mean look at the way they support the Elrics. also parent roy/riza are so angsty like let’s not even