#hermitadventures

-I check dressing room after a dad leaves it, he left his phone- -I grab it and run after him- Me: excuse me sir -he doesn’t hear me- -I finally catch up and tap him lightly on the shoulder- -he doesn’t feel it- Me: excuse me -he doesn’t hear that either- -he throws the wet jacket he was holding in his arm over his shoulder, whacking me in the face- -finally notices me- Me: you left your phone… Him: Oh thanks -I turn back and see my co-workers laughing, having seen the whole thing-