#heresyposting

In the muddy depths of a jungle, Sister Superior Seraphina and Catachan Guardswoman Thorne sat, munching on rat skewers. Chaos troops lurked nearby. Seraphina sighed, „The Emperor protects, but He sure doesn’t cook.” Thorne grinned, „Could be worse. At least it’s not Ork soup.” A rustle in the bushes had them gripping their weapons. Instead of Chaos, a rat scurried out. „Desert!” Thorne declared, spearing it expertly. Seraphina shook her head, „By the Emperor, you Catachans really can eat anything.” Thorne laughed, „Just wait until you try my Deathworld rat stew.” Even Chaos would flee from that culinary terror.

Another funny one I came up with in the shower xD

Never really did draw the catachan guards so here’s a neat occasion.

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if you don't, you should!

here's your chance to find one. vote for your favorite, or the one you think is most heretical, or whatever strikes your fancy--the first round of voting will open on thursday (june 8).

feel free to send in any heresies you would like to see on the bracket!

Sometimes you think about unhinged love. And then you realize that perhaps whoever wrote Judas and Jesus (from the bible)'s interactions was perhaps the world's most famous fujoshi and/or fudanshi. This is what that is. Not afilliated to JeJu Hater Polls who I Will Not Name.

RULES:

For a ship to be JeJu, it must fit at least one of the following criteria:

Person A betrays Person B to the point it leaves a lasting impact. Either to the person, narrative or real life.

Person B outshines Person A to the point some hatred or ill will is left behind. Maybe leads to point 1.

Person A and Person B know each other but one (or both parties) know that their relationship will not end well.

Person A and Person B are doomed to hurt one another not only in a toxic way but also in a biblical way (for example, prophecies, foreshadowing, etcetera)

Person B is literally a god and Person A is a mortal who knows that they are powerless next to B (simillar to 2).

Person A and Person B are quite literally JeJu/JeJu parallels.

If you make a really convincing point not on here on why a pair is JeJu I might add it too.

Pairings must only be queer in nature (mlm or wlw or NB/F-M-NB). Straight pairings are NOT allowed!!!!!!!

No real life people and/or avatars of real life people (VTubers, Youtubers, Band Personas a-la Daft Punk, MCYT). For the sake of this argument, the bible counts as fiction due to it's improbable nature and also because I say so. I will not argue about this.

As an addendum, arguably historic stories (mythos, old folk tales, etcetera.) are allowed as long as you can convince me about it. The RPF rule is mostly about currently alive people, people who have living relatives, and whatnot. I'll let you history majors fight it out, sure. Also don't be weird about it.

Ha//rry P////tt/er and H/zbin H/t/////el/ are not allowed in the victinities due to discourse. I will also not argue about this.

No incest or pedophilia.

Depending on submissions that's how we're going to decide the bracket size. Do be ready for any changes in the ruling depending on how it all goes! Poll is projected to end on NOVEMBER 30TH. For fun.