It's no secret that I am a huge fan of karaoke. Â At one point in my life, I was singing karaoke anywhere from four to six times a week. Â I enjoy it so much, not only because I'm a major music lover, but it's a great way to blow off some steam after a long day at work. Â
When I first moved to San Antonio in 2007, I had just gotten my job at KENS-5. Â Every night, on the way home, I would pass a place called Hemingway's Tavern. Â The lettering on the marquis read:
KARAOKE EVERY
TUES. - THURS
LIVE MUSIC EVERY
FRIDAY
I had already been shopping around for a place to sing and this place seemed okay. Â At the time, it seemed to always draw a decent crowd, so I figured that it would be a great place to hit up.
The first time I had gone to sing karaoke at Hemingway's, I didn't know a whole lot of people. I remember having a bad day at work and all I wanted to do was have a few drinks and belt out some songs to let my frustrations out.
I walked up to the DJ--this little bald guy with a funny voice--and tell him, "Hey, how do I sign up?"
He looked up at me and said, "Just tell me your name and I'll keep it in rotation. What do you wanna sing?" I asked for a book and he said, "I don't have a book."
At the time, I thought that was kinda weird, but whatever...
So, he asked me again, "What do you wanna sing?"
I answered, "TOM SAWYER by Rush."
The look on his face what that of total surprise. Â "Oh, my god. Â Nobody's done that song in a long time! Â I love Rush! Â They are like my number one favorite band in the whole world! Â Have you seen them live?"
He continued on and on about his love for the band, their music and their live shows. Â That was fine with me because, as most of you know, I, too am a huge fan of Rush.
Finally, after a little bank-and-forth about our one of our favorite bands, he asked, "What's your name?"
"Ooh..." he said. Â "I've already got another guy signed up named 'Joe'. Â What's your last name?"
"Okay, I'll call you up as 'Joe H.' Â Is that cool with you?"
I shrugged, "Sure. Â Sounds good."
"Awesome! Â I wanna hear you rock that shit!"
"I'll give it a shot," I said as I walked back to my table.
Like I said earlier, I didn't know a whole lot of people at the time. Â So, for a good while, I sat alone, at my table, just watching all the other singers before me. Â Some of them were really good and some of them were really bad. Â It didn't matter, though. Â Everyone was having a great time. Â The vibe was positive. Â The attitudes were mellow. Â I could definitely see myself returning to this place on a regular basis. Â
Finally, after about half an hour, my name gets called. Â "COMING UP NEXT, JOE H!" Â
I walked over to the short bald DJ. Â He handed me the microphone and said, "Rock that shit," again. Â He seemed a little too excited about this. Â
Now, one thing everyone has to remember, is that the song TOM SAWYER has a very recognizable opening. Â The crowd reacted instantly when the first note hit. Â I sang the song and people seemed to enjoy it.
When I returned to the microphone to the short bald DJ, he gave me a fist bump. Â "That was fucking awesome!" he said taking the mic from my hand.
"Thanks, man. Â That was fun."
"You gonna do some more?"
"Yeah, keep me in rotation."
I ended up making a lot of friends on that first night at Hemingway's, including the short bald DJ, whose name I later found out was Dave. Â The name of his show was ToneDeaf Karaoke.
Months passed, and, by this time, I had already established myself as a regular to both Hemingway's and ToneDeaf Karaoke. Â I got to know a lot of the other regulars and, to this day, a lot of those people are still very close friends of mine.
One problem still existed, though. Â
"COMING UP NEXT, JOE H.!"
The other guy named Joe was still a regular as well. Â It didn't really bother me all that much at first, but it made me realize that I have a very common name. Â It kind of made me feel like I had to do something to take back ownership of my identity.
Another known fact about me is that I am a huge fan of the band Tool.  On their album, Ænima, there is a song called "H."  Being the big fan that I am, I thought, Wouldn't it be cool if he just called me up as "H"?
"COMING UP NEXT, JOE H.!"
I walked up to Dave, took the mic from his hand, and said, "Hey, I have an idea. Â Next time, call me up as 'H'."
A grin slowly crept across his face, and he said, "Like the Tool song?"
This was the beginning of a beautiful friendship...