#helperman

Imagine if your house mate was Slenderman. He'd be pretty helpful around the house but at the same time stalk about doing his thing.

Upside? Pretty nice gentleman, does all the dishes, tea with Nan, loves wearing his tiny pink frilly apron and baking cookies, reads the kids to sleep, staring competitions with the cat, dust the high shelves, helps pick out the new and latest trends to wear before you head out. Fantastic guy. Might just introduce Slenderman to my family, I'm sure he'd pay board.