Country wars: 2
Pitcairn Islands: Sooooo... Japan. Japan:Huh? Pitcairn Islands: I heard you have an anime based on countries. Japan: Who are you... Pitcairn Islands: Come on old buddy, you remember me right? Continental drift? It was a hefty day. Japan: ... Pitcairn Islands: ... Japan:... Pitcairn Islands: *Sighs* I was the one who volcanically erupted when I collided with Australia. Japan: Oh yeah, nervous stump Pit! How you doing? Pitcairn Islands: Fine... Anyway about this anime Japan: You mean Heltalia Pitcairn Islands: Yeah, Helltampon, anyway I noticed that it was an anime based on countries... And I'm not in it... Japan: Huh? Pitcairn Islands: So I was wondering why not, and when I will star in it. Japan: Well... There may be a problem.. Pitcairn Islands: What problem huh? Japan, old buddy... Japan: We aren't old or new bud- Pitcairn Islands: WHY AREN'T I IN HELLTAMPON?! Japan: Well, you're the fraction of the remaining part of the British empire... So wouldn't you be England. Pitcairn Islands: SCOTLAND IS IN THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND STILL HAS A CHARACTER!! Japan: Yes but Scotland has millions of residents... Pitcairn Islands: So.... Japan: You have fifty... Pitcairn Islands:... Japan:... Pitcairn Islands: I'm still a country though... Japan: Correction, you're a bunch of Islands. Pitcairn Islands: SO ARE YOU SMART ARSE! Japan: Yes but, my Islands still all have more then fifty residents... Something you can only wish for. Pitcairn Islands: *Sulks* Whatever, I don't want to be in Helltampon anyway... Japan: It's Heltalia. See ya never, nervous stump Pit. Pitcairn Islands:.... Canada: *Calls from up north* Don't worry Pit! People avoid me too! Pitcairn Islands: But at least you have a Heltalia character... Canada: But in reality, everybody avoids me. But don't worry, we can destroy them all together... Pitcairn Islands: Y-You mean, you'll take me on... As your side ki- Canada: As my friend *Beams* Pitcairn Islands: ... *Volcanically erupts* Canada: AH, Don't bring doomsday with Volcanoes, silly Pit! Use nukes! They're a lot less messy...
