#hellstrange

Why is it it not a fanfiction trope to have someone get an unusual object stuck in their ass??! Like, it would be so funny and there are pleanty of ways you can do it. -person A comes home and finds person B got a dildo stuck in their ass while they were away -Person A is hanging out with a friend who also knows person B when the friend gets a call asking if they can take person B to the hospital with half a salami in their ass. Cue the most hilarious first meeting of person A and person B through their mutual friend and shitty timing -Person A shows up with an actual lightbulb in their ass and has to explain the situation to their cute doctor/nurse person B -Person A is the sweet uber driver that gets very concerned in the wellbeing of person B who called for a ride to the emergency room only to be told the story of how person B got a Jar Jar Binks stuck in their ass. Person A stays with them out of sheer curiosity on how this will play out I know it's not safe in real life but it sure would make some great fanfiction! And if anyone wants to use any of them go for it, just send it to me so I can read it!!

Ive never read the comics where Jubes and Daimon are vampos but I keep imagining it being like that episode of the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy........like Stephen is like "Daimon.....You're going to have to suck the poison out....." and Daimon is like "UH, no. I don't suck." And Strange is like "WHAT, you're a vampire!!!! Vampires suck!!!!!!!! Blood!" And Daimon is like "no, no, see that's a myth. I scrape with my fangs, and lick up the blood. It's a lot easier." And Strange is just like "wow I'm fucking dying and my boyfriend won't even suck the fucking poison out but when I'm not dying he'll suck my dick."

I like how all Daimon/Stephen content is in Russian so I just copy and paste fanfics into google translate