Sy: Why would you ever be so stupid as to talk to me this early. I will literally have apollon burst your brain cells. I'll sing and slit your throat.
Touya: keep going I'm close
Sy -probably launches a dish at him or something-
#hellsong#dabi x reader#siren!mc#this is the thing that y'all fight about the most#touya is a freak that wakes up at the ass crack of dawn always and Sy is Not#and sadly touya lives to ragebait#he LOVES seeing sy mad#gets a sick thrill out of it cause you always have such a friendly mask on ESPECIALLY post-war#he likes when he pries the villain out of you
