I joined the blood horde by getting caught trying to assassinate the warchief hellscream. Talked myself up from passive to actuve suicidal. To die? To sleep? We ball. Snuck down that airship rope ladder in the dead of night. Rolled up to the orc base in Nagrand where they were keeping the warchief untouched by the narsty pollution the rest of the horde was getting.
Now I knew there was a river but I didn't know there was a waterfall. Saw a silhouette. I had always figured the Warchief Hellscream was a man but only because there was no first name and the Great Glorious Alliance has maybe 5 women tops. (women tops?)
Biggest mistake of my life. She was bathing in that waterfall. I saw an axe so fat I said Zoo Wee Mama! and she turned around.
But it was okay. I'm cute.
