CRAIG: Okay like, a million people are asking this, so…
CRAIG: Wow, awesome explanation.
STAN: So really, are we just sitting here pretending we’re talking to somebody?
CRAIG: I gave up trying to accuse people like 10 seconds dude.
JIMMY: I’ll admit, it’s a lot more f-f-fun when you're not a p-p-party p-pppooper.
CRAIG: Yeah and seeing Clyde wet himself because he thinks it’s real is fun in itself, too.
CLYDE: COME ON, IT’S REAL I CAN FEEL IT, DUDE.
CRAIG: Hey spirit or demon or whatever, if you’re really, super are here, do something that’ll actually make Clyde pee his pants.
KENNY: You sure you want that on your carpet, dude?
CRAIG: Wouldn’t be the first time he’s pissed himself in here.
CLYDE: GROUGORIGOIGIOGID?D?D?
CRAIG: Did you just yell out the word gourd?
CLYDE: DO-- DO YOU NOT SEE–
KENNY: Oh, fuck, the door opened.
JIMMY: Is anybody th-th... th-there?
TOKEN: No, nobody should be home, right Craig?
CRAIG: Yeah my parents are out of town.
CRAIG: And my sister’s at her friend’s.
CRAIG: Yknow what, lemme just…
KYLE: Why did you take a picture?
CRAIG: You know how in like, horror movies and stuff, whenever there’s a ghost or something around, they take a picture and, like, they can see the ghost or whatever?
CRAIG: Okay well watch better movies.
CRAIG: I wanna see if that works.
CRAIG: Ew, why’d it get all... weird.
KYLE: Is your camera cracked?
CRAIG: No idiot, I just took like three other pictures earlier.
KYLE: Okay well you taking pictures earlier doesn’t change the fact that maybe you cracked your phone after–
CRAIG: It’s not cracked, dude.
KENNY: ...Maybe try and take another picture?
CLYDE: GUYS I WANNA SEEEEEEE.
CRAIG: No, keep your pee pants away from me dude.
(needing to make another post for this part cus tumblr has a 10 image limit for mobile app?? wow okay)