#hellopunda

I POSTED A GIFT FOR YOU

i thought you said chips for a second. anyways, CHERRYBOMB.

i'mma give you a present tomorrow evening so be sure to stay up late and tell me which do you like more: warm milk or ice cream?

A librarian is doing her work, keeping to herself in the horror section. A teenager(who had purchased a "special" book in that section) is sitting on one of the comfy chairs, reading. He is trembling at the suspenseful story and suddenly, he screams, tearing the book into shreds. The librarian is not fazed as she has seen this many times before. Once he was done and was now stomping the leftover hard cover, she said, "Oh, grow a spine."

Okay then. A China silver flatware are hanging out in the cabinet. They are brought out to be cleaned. One newly polished China came back, frightened because he has a fear of being dropped. The China beside him rolled his eyes. What did he say to him? "You're fine."