#helllabb

Heidi goddess!! You the true bae! Um two people who i'd have a great chance at beating would be Kaitlyn and Heather. Neither did anything while in the house. One was just handed hoh and the other literally just sucked everyones dick to make it far. Heather shouldn't have even made jury (along with a few others, including Kaitlyn)

[10:24:25 PM] Josh Chen: Dane: For at least 3-4 weeks at a time I would message the HoHs saying like “backdoor Josh, backdoor Josh, backdoor Josh.” How did you manage to never be put up in the early stages of the game and how did you manage to make it this far? -In the early stages, I knew people like Dan, Kaitlyn, Amanda and Deron didn’t like me or would save me at any cost. I knew getting them out would benefit me in the long run. I made sure I built relationships with people in the house. Something I did different this time around was not be so mean to people. I made it a goal to get people out who I’ve played with before (as listed above) because they have pre judgment and they would never look at me different. Until you left, you were a big target in the house and I made sure to keep you as long as I needed you and then during the double, it was time to vote you out because we didn’t know if we could trust you and Heidi together in the game.

Christians: 1. Please compare each Jury Member to a different flightless bird and explain why they would be that flightless bird. Heidi would be a Penguin because out of everyone in Jury, she is the nicest person and Penguins are my favorite animal so ya. (literally didn’t have time for other flightless birds and if this doenst get me your vote so sorry) 2. Please compare your gameplay to one of the States in the US(Louise you can do Australian states/territories I lived there for a semester so I’m a bit familiar with them) and explain why it would be that State. My state would be Idaho. Like many people forget it’s a state but like it’s the one state making all the moves. Every other state wanna be like u so they target you once they realize how flawless of a game you’re playing. FUCK POTATOES. 3. Hmm lets see, you have really nice eyes, you have great taste in music and made me a Sam Smith believer, you have a nice body (you’re a bear and bears are hella attractive like omg you’d cuddle me so hard if u were into that), you’re a great host (bbt3 is a good season omg but the cast was a flop tbh), AND your’re unpredictable (which is good). Without you, this season would have been boring and the no name would of at least made F6 together and who wanted that?

4. What is your favorite food and why and give me a recipe so I can try to recreate it sometime. I love love loveeeeeee Chicken Salad. It sounds really basic but that’s because it is. I usually bake come chicken, boil eggs. Once those are done cooking (however you cook them tbh), you chop up the chicken in bite size pieces and the same with the eggs. You will then put the chicken in a bowl along with mayo, mustard and relish.

5. And finally, list as many things you know about me as possible. Like the things you’ve learned about me as a person through all our interactions. -Well I know you struggled with your sex life. #tbt to when you just wanted a girl to have sex with you. If I was a girl I’d have sex with you but im not so oops! Also, I know you and Brian live in the same city. I know you’re an RA and you want to look just as sexy as them because the whole RA team looks “flawless” (idk if that’s the word you used but I think im pretty close)

Shelby: Who deserves to be in your position instead of you and why?

Honestly, a lot of the jury will claim that they deserve to be here more than me. But are they here? No. If they didn’t make it to the F3, they don’t deserve to be here….But since you asked so nicely and didn’t give me a rude question, I’ll give you a name. You out of everyone in that Jury probably deserve to be here. You’re social game was really great. Not only did you approach me at the right time (because you were my target from the beginning), we formed together and build relationships with other people to get us a bit further. The turning point in your game was me voting you out and making sure Troy voted you out (see Roys question for further details). I know you’d do anything for the game and if that meant dropping me at a certain point, you would have. Now if you actually deserved to be in the F3, you’d be here. But out of everyone in Jury, you had the most drive.

Skylar: what real life commitments did you have to deal with in this game and how did you cope with it and balance playing the game?”

I work at Six Flags (worse job ever), I was the host of House of Shade, I was taking three summer classes, managing the programming board at my college (cause someone had to do it) and managing my nonexistent social life. The game really never got in the way. I knew who I had relationships with, I knew I wasn’t winning competitions but I still tried, even if I only had 30 minutes to do them. This semester is really busy for me so im glad this game is ending and I probably wont play another big brother game for a while (and a lot of other people should consider that as well)

Roy: Despite what my goodbye message said, me rooting for you was a ploy to get people to target you for having favor in the jury house. I particularly don’t know if you deserve to be there, Josh. What moves have you made that impacted the game that were either concocted by you or that you pulled off all by yourself? Try not to mention Heidi or Brian.

The move I made was creating the No Name Alliance. I knew I wasn’t going to win competitions, so I needed a group of people who could win competitions for me and protect me so I wouldn’t get voted out. A move that was concocted by me was getting Shelby and Dan off. Clearly I didn’t nominate them but voting them out was part of the plan. Originally, Skylar was supposed to leave. Hours before the eviction, Dan approached me about Shelby and basically saying she’s not with me or anyone in the No Name Alliance. So instead of getting Skylar out, Shelby was going to have to leave but I knew it would tie between Skylar and Shelby. Troy would have to break that tie of course, so this is what was discussed before eviction: http://prntscr.com/4jgmgw THEN IT HAPPENED AND WHO DID HE VOTE OUT? Shelby. Basically, if I didn’t pull off the move to get Shelby out, Shelby would of made it a lot further in the game and would have eventually dropped me because I couldn’t benefit her game. Also out of all the jury questions, yours are the most surprising (and not just mines). I honestly thought you wouldn’t have been so bitter let alone, mean in your questions.

Heather: What have you even done in this game besides sit pretty and make false promises?

Nothing at all. I sat pretty, wasn’t nominated for 8 weeks straight and I sure as hell didn’t make a fake personality just to play this game. Now, Ally, what have your done? *inserts gif*

Troy: Do you really think you deserve to win? I mean come on…really. Seriously?! Do you? Do you really think your “gameplay” matched up to Heidi Louise and Brian’s? Let’s be real here and just throw in the towel. You were nothing but rude every time things didn’t go your way. Your jury management to me was awful, and you were incredibly hypocritical and disrespectful.