@hellish-times, continued from here
"And time is exactly what I'm here to help you save, your majesty!" Unfamiliar afterlives are not alien enough to keep the true root of all evil - capitalism - from spreading like a weed into whatever corners it can fit, and the moment Vox had realized he was in a new market, he was prepared to sell, sell, sell. And if you want the cash, you go straight to the seat of power....
"𝐕 𝐎 𝐗 𝐓 𝐄 𝐊® is all about trimming the fat, and even with the remarkable efficiency of these skeletal legions I think we can do better. What are our quotas looking like? With our patented cybernetic approach, we can double your output in half the time, guaranteed." The television demon slings an arm around a nearby skeleton, giving it a slight shake for emphasis as he continues to grin like a madman.
"Not to mention, our state of the art security systems are exactly what you might need to keep, say, unsolicited salesmen from unexpectedly popping into your abode from out of nowhere...."
