TO MY DEAR SUBJECTS, NEAR AND FAR: THE NORN, HUMANS AND EVEN CHARR YOUR MAD KING WISHES YOU A SEASON OF FRIGHT (AND A TINY FAVOUR, IF YOU MIGHT)
I’VE SHOWN GREAT MERCY TO YOUR KIND BUT DO REMEMBER: YOUR SOULS ARE MINE! WITH THAT IN MIND, AGAIN I ASK- SHOULD I JELLY YOUR EYES, OR WILL YOU COMPLETE THIS TASK?
SEE, WHEN I’M HERE, GIFTS ABOUND- TREASURE & TRINKETS ALL AROUND! YET I’VE NOTICED SOMETHING QUITE AMISS: AN ITEM MISSING FROM MY LIST!
WELL, NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF ME ELSE I’LL SERVE THEIR GUTS TO THEM WITH TEA THE COURT WENT WILD, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE TO FIND THE CULPRIT WAS... A GOOSE?
SUFFICE TO SAY, A TROUBLING DISPLAY! BUT ONE THAT RATHER MADE MY DAY SUCH A NASTY CREATURE’D BE QUITE THE PET- AND THAT’S WHAT I’M SENDING YOU TO GET!
IN PLACES BLACKER THAN THE NIGHT, FEATHERED CREATURES END THEIR FLIGHT BUT IF YOU SEEK OUT A DIVINE GATE YOU’LL GRAB THAT FOWL ‘FORE ITS TOO LATE!
SO GATHER YOUR FRIENDS- Not Logan, hes busy!- AND SCOUR THE AREA ‘TIL YOU’RE DIZZY! YOURE FREE TO KEEP WHAT GOODS YOU FIND BUT MARK MY WORDS... THAT BIRD IS MINE!
