#helladamnsquirrels

Feeling my hair getting pulled, I turned around and saw that Ramona the Pest was living up to her name.

Rarely one to be moved by holiday good tidings, Buttercup yelled at the kids making snowmen to get off her damn lawn.

Hearing what sounded like the smashing of a car window, Constable Pecans stood and looked out towards the street for a minute, but then went back to foraging for lunch.

Leaning in from the back seat, Hopadillo asked what was on all of our minds, “Are we there yet?”

Raising his fists, Pauly Pickles surprised me by not throwing the first punch this time. Instead I got a hug!

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After devouring the last walnut, Gigabite started gobbling up cars and then slowly made his way across the city of Oakland to climb the Tribune building and catch airplanes

Pounce de Leon thought about it for a minute and then landed on my forehead.