Yandere Dispatch x Reader
dispatch who's an ass person, who's a tits person, but make it yandere
Kinda G/N in this except for Flambaé, understandably
18+ MDNI
DDDNE (DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT)
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•Robert - Tits
Sure, he likes ass too, but its easier to see down your shirt with the places he has the cameras he's perched in your apartment. Even at the office his eyes linger, if you're wearing any jewerly like a necklace or choker he's always the first to compliment the look. At home you have a mold problem he finds disconcerning but dead useful; his camera is just another discolored pinprick in your ceiling as far as you're concerned. Even if the smaller cameras are a bit low quality, he loves to imagine biting and sucking your warm wet chest under the spray. Would leave hickeys all over your chest if he could, the thought of running his tongue over bruises splayed all over your collarbone and sternum has him in a chokehold.
•Chase - Tits
Where do you think Robert gets it from? As you two get closer, he'll start offering to go jogging with you if your the active type or looking to get more cardio in. When he asks you if you've got any new years resolutions, hes secretly hoping to set up a run club just the two of you. If you prefer wearing a bit less when the blood is pumping, he's particularly focused. Whether you've got juicy pecs with jiggle physics like the dragon ball z fighting games or you're far more well endowed, he's glancing to the side every so often trying to sear the bounce into his memory. Even if he just gets to see you drenched from exertion fully clothed, the trickle of sweat down your throat past the collar of your t shirt has his mind alight with where the path of that sweatdrop might lead. Kinda wants to motorboat your sweaty tits.
•Royd - Ass
He's guilty of using the angles to his advantage. When he's repairing robert's suit he gets a great eyeful of your chest if he can see down your collar, but what he much prefers is helping you with car trouble. If you have no idea what he's doing it's all the better because he gets to spend as long as he likes staring at your legs, the curve of your ass, and trying to see if he can see anything else through the crotch of your pants. He's desperate to check your tire pressure if you wear a skirt that day. He's expert at finding any excuse to change your oil. You may be flustered such a great scientist is stooping to offer you help, and he's such a good natured charmer about it. But ever since the genuine engine issue your car had last month, Royd has been run roughshod sabatoging and repairing your vehicle. You haven't caught on, but he's always got this bemused look when you thank him.
•Golem - Tits
A deceptively sentimental guy, Bruno's prefrences have a bit more to do with where the heart and breath lay in the body as well as the symbolism therein. ( I'm srry he's played by yung gravy, the poetry thing would be cute) He's fond of watching the rise and fall of your chest, something so soothing about your breathing pattern. If he's lucky enough to hold you close, he'll try to describe the way your warm breath against his clay skin felt in a poem later. Bruno has started a new notebook just for you: elegant prose poetry, certain symbolism getting darker as his entries progress. Caged birds, walled gardens, " to love is to covet," it's romantic but increasingly overwhelming. He loves the proximity the warm skin of your chest has to the seat of your soul.
•Flambae -Ass
Chad values the hard work it takes to build a fat ass, and he really loves a man draggin' a little wagon, because like attracts like. He finds it really hot to watch your barbell back squats, his eyes glued to the movement of your ass. In the showers post workout he's really smooth with it, "You were really great in there, wanna get a bite to eat after this? I for one could go for something, and I remember you said you were bulking." Beyond that, he's really sensual about his interest, one of those guys where he gently grabs your ass while you dance together, and his palms are so pleasantly warm you may want to keep them there. They trail up your back, wrapping around the nape of your neck like a warm caress of fire licking up your body. Far too proud to sniff your chair like Charlamagne did with J Lo off the breakfast club all those years ago, but thought about it a second.
•Phenomena Man - Tits
He feels kind of new to the human body, even something like this, the delicate pulse there at your throat, it kind of does something for him. If you had pecs, he'd be espesially entranced just trying to see if your musculature had any slight differences, and he'd say as much. He'd ask to check for these purposed differences like the muscle insertions being placed differently or having a different number of muscle layers. Like you, he has the three main "heads" of the pectorals he just has his ulterior motives. Might pick you up for hugs on the off-chance he can see your boobs jiggle or feel them pressed against him.
•Waterboy -Ass
Poor guy is not a great height to be an ass man, seemingly. He slouches a lot while he's mopping and it kind of helps him look inconspicuous during his staring match with that ass. It doesn't work all that well, but he tries. One time while the elevator was crowded, he got to feel your ass pressed against him. Nobody else was willing to stand so close, so he was crushed into a corner with you standing in front of him, facing the exit. While you were enjoying any extra space his damp aura provided in this cramped metal box, Waterboy was trying to think of ocean facts like whales and deer being related through the whale's ancestor pakicetus before he busts in his suit and you notice he's hard. Herman is not quite discovered, but the rush he's in to get to the bathroom on the floor you two get out at leaves you pitying him for being last out of the elevator. Its clear he was in such distress, though you'd think he just had to pee really bad. He kind of wishes he could take creepshots of your ass, but he just knows that would make it all the worse. Kind of wants to sniff the seat of your chair like Charlamagne, only a little ashamed.
•Sonar -Tits
When its just him and other Z-team members, Victor is prone to extolling the sensuality of your incredible rack. He cannot express this well privately one on one, often trailing off or switching to bragging about Harvard due to nerves. If he works up to talking to you properly he'd be using all sorts of SAT prep ass words to tell you the sun rises and sets on those sweater puppies. Malevola has even gotten to the point where she's happy he's found someone he's into but he needs to shut up already. He likes to talk a big game, but when he sees your tits bounce a bit too much, small or no, pecs or no he's a fumbling mess. If he lets himself look he can't stop staring at them, nor can he speak full, intelligle sentences. If you work together directly, Robert can't even let you take the same missions if your uniform is too tight or low cut arpund the chest. As it stands, all he can do to indulge himself is follow you around from up high after work, echolocate the shape of your chest, and hold that toppographic map in his mind for some alone time later.
•Punch-up - Ass
Lucky bastard is the perfect height to be an ass man, and he's making the most of it. Like Robert, he's big on video of you. It's only sometimes lascivious in purpose, often he just likes to catch a small, happy moment where your sitting down relaxing in the breakroom with a meal. Its cute when you kick your feet while drinking the last of your milk tea you saved in the work fridge from when you clocked in. When it comes to those cheeks though, Colm has way better quality footage than any other SDN employee, real detailed. Kind of foaming at the mouth if he sees you lifting with your legs, good form is really attractive.
•Invisigal - Tits
She's still brainstorming how to get you to press your elbows together somehow. Sometimes she even crouches about chest height, just to see your tits bounce while getting dressed after a shower. If you wear bras, she'll snatch a sweaty one up just to smell the cups. she might even sneak into your front door behind you to do just that. Whether or not you have breasts though, Countney is saying salacious shit about your tits. " Seriously, that's a great rack, " She almost purrs, " I can tell you put a lot of work into the bench press, I want to bite them." " Those fucking tits are just like heaven babe," she might laugh, " soft as clouds and a comfort to have on my mind in my last moments y'know?" Probably the nastiest besides Sonar, verbally, but she'll actually say it to your face.
•Prism - Ass
Alice loves to see you smile and see you dancing; the joy on display, the sheer energy is infectious. When she's writing new lyrics, coming up with new concepts for the next ep or album, its that view and the experience of making you glow that inspires some new heat. If you have social media she can find it, and she's stalking it on the off chance you post about going to some club where she could have a "coincidental meeting". Alice often curses her poor luck if you're not that kind of person. Although a professional, if she's performing and gets to watch you twerk and whine out on the floor, she's just a bit distracted. It's usually not all that noticeable, but sometimes its like she's only singing for you. Those gorgeous hips and the way your ass shakes leave Prism uncharacteristically breathless, but the show must go on. If she sees you dancing on somebody or vice versa, she'll be a bit miffed. Might just walk offstage like Lauryn Hill when she sees you throwing it back for somebody else honestly.
• Coupé - Tits
A serious woman, she finds it a bit gauche to stare at your tits in an obvious manner, but she does think of them often. A true yearner. Behind those sharp assessing eyes lie a bodice-ripper fantasy the likes of which you've not yet witnessed. Janellé thinks she'd like the way rope looks against your skin, loves the indents it leaves, and would often lave up your chest with her tongue biting against those marks playfully if given the chance. Thinks sometimes of how sweet it would be to keep you in a safehouse, her greatest treasure. Sometimes breaks into your place, simply to watch the rise and fall of your chest.
• Malevola - Ass
She's a bit cheeky at times, she may even compliment your glutes a bit. Not like Courtney, its light flirting like, " those pants fit soo nicely, you get them tailored?" Malevola tries to be lowkey, just enjoying the sight of your rear here and there, because her unspoken desires could come off a little intense. She wants to stick her tongue in there and if she feels like it, thats a lot of tongue, flicking out like a snake's ready to get a taste. Another nightime visitor, Malevola is more keen on finding any used underwear lying around, particularly thongs. Don't worry, she returns them. Usually.
• Blonde Blazer - Ass
Blonde Blazer is helpful at first, your biggest cheerleader, and behind you all the way. Sure, she's mostly behind you to stare at your ass, but she's trying to treat you with kindness, hoping you're not as stressed as she is. She's the type to slowly amp up her lecherous behavior until she has you bent over her desk to dig her thumbs gently into the dimples of your ass, trying to get you to relax enough not to notice she's mostly just groping you. Frog boiling like this seems to work for Blazer, and she's just cheesey and cheery enough to pull it off without too much suspicion. Mandy is a menace if you're complaining of any type of back trouble honestly, she'll use any excuse to work her way down your thoracic chain with her hands. Even if you say you don't have any lower back pain, she'll insist, "You might not notice but lots of people hold tension in the glutes and your hips looked really stiff all day." To your chagrin she's right, its really quite relaxing and you let go of some tension you weren't even aware you had.










