#hell trio

purble women. .. . . ough

•The Devil respects Henchman's asexuality and respects that he hates the concept of anything sexual and things like inappropriate jokes

• Dice scats when he's nervous (not explicitly). He also does it subconsciously sometimes

• If ever Henchman were to have The Devil's pitchfork and he aimed it at someone, he would only do it out of pure self defense. If he does, he usually wouldn't realize he was raising the Pitchfork until it was actually raised

• Aiming it at someone at all would mean that he feels threatened, someone was approaching him and he didn't feel safe around them or other

• The ONLY time he would purposefully aim it at someone is if he hate, hate, HATED them with a burning passion, but he hasn't met anybody like that, since they're impossible to come by with Henchman. He doesn't even hate Stickler that much; he just regularly hates him (sorry there's so much for Henchman)

• If Dice ever fell in love with Henchman, he would deny it so much until The Devil makes him confront his crush

• Dice cannot swim

• Dice used to be in an abusive relationship, and his abusive boyfriend was one of the few people Henchman actually hated

• Henchman absolutely loves the pretty rain, but is afraid of storms

• The Devil has successfully learned how to knit and sew

• King Dice told The Devil to make Henchman a stuffed ace card (because why not) that he sleeps with

• He also finally made him that blanket he said he would

• Henchman can play flute

• Because of a comment I saw, I think Dice's eyes turn green whenever he's feeling intense emotions

• Because of another headcanon, I now think that Dice has separation anxiety

• There is absolutely no god damn way Henchman would cheat, even- no, ESPECIALLY if he was paid to do it. The only ones he would "cheat" with are Dice and The Devil, but they would already be together in a relationship, so it's not cheating

• If he was ever caught "betraying" someone (it wouldn't be what it looks like), he would never forgive himself, even months after it's resolved

• They all have a fear of clowns

• Henchman can read morse code

• Dice bites his gloves when he's nervous sometimes

• If Henchman was in love with King Dice and he told The Devil, The Devil would know instantly know it was Dice without Henchman needing to say, however, if DICE told him he was in love, and it was Henchman, he wouldn't know unless Dice told him, to which he would be absolutely shocked

This is an amazing & articulate response to the repulsion I felt when goaded into reading “Walden” as an adult.

I think Schulz onto something when she mentions Thoreau’s work as HS curriculum. I read Walden in middle school and remembered Thoreau as the guy who likes nature and being alone. I didn’t care enough about it to really read critically, I did my homework assignment and moved on. I had a whole bookshelf at home full of horror and fantasy books. I honestly gave few fucks about most of the classics I read until college aside from maybe Plath and Kafka and a few others that tugged at the sad angsty side of my personality that was even more pronounced as a teenager. Anyway, my point there is that I mostly gleaned what my teacher wanted me to glean about Thoreau -- this image of him as the benevolent hermit trying to reconnect humanity to their lost wildness.

If you want to read the intellectual side of this argument, I encourage you to read the linked article. Below this cut continues a devolving anecdote of my personal experience rediscovering Thoreau.

wait no.. it seems that they're... dear lord..

also bonus doodle