#hell boy ii

“So these are all books you have collected over the centuries?”

“Yes, they help document our true history.”

“What about this one?”

“My prince, please. Not all is lost with my kind. There is so much love you have not seen-“

I just need to talk about Nuada for a minute. Also some spoilers below if you haven’t seen the film.

1. That boy wanted to get with his sister and no one else, and no one can convince me otherwise. This makes trying to write smutty fanfic about him kinda difficult because I can really only see him as wanting to get with his sister. No offense if you’re into that.

2. Prince Nuada is hot as fuck. Luke Goss not so much (at least for me, though I am eternally grateful to him for bringing Nuada to life).

3. There should have been more Nuada in the movie because there are so few pictures of him to look at. Having said that, I am also eternally grateful to whomever decided to give Nuada scenes where he’s either wet and shirtless or wearing really nice outfits and swinging his staff/sword thingy around. Thank you very much whomever you are. (I like to think it was Guillermo Del Toro).

4. Nuada really needs his own movie, and by that I mean we need more wet, shirtless Nuada swinging his giant staff around.

5. Can we just have a movie about Nuada where he speaks nothing but Gaelic, is either shirtless and wet, or wearing those nice clothes whilst swinging his massive spear with the prominent head around, and performing beautiful fight choreography?