★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
“You think I lied in the first question? I didn’t… and even if I did, what’s stopping me for lying again here?
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?
“As far as I know, my mother named me after her grandfather. She also told me that my father wanted to name me Jarl, and they argued a lot about it. Well, it may be because I’m used to it, but I think Morpheus suits me better.”
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?
“Well… I’m a fortune teller so guess what? I can read fortunes, with both runes and tarot. Besides that… I can enter other people’s dreams and nightmares and once I’m there I can shape it a bit. I also know a bit of basics lightning spells.”
6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
“My left eye is purple and my right eye is blue. The shades are close enough for people to mistake them as either both blue or both purple, though.”
7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?
“No. I thought about dying it dark purple a few times, but never did it.”
8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
“Only my mother and one older brother. My father died when I was very young, I don’t really remember him very well.”
“I have a familiar. It’s a small and adorable fruit bat called Boo. She’s probably hiding somewhere in the shop right now. Boo gets scared really easily.”
10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
“I don’t like a lot of things. I don’t like summer. I don’t like pepper. I don’t like being ordered around. I don’t like when people doubt my fortune telling skills for using runes… The list goes on. But most of all, I don’t like when people spread hateful rumors about something they don’t even understand. “
11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
“I like to read a lot. I’m always with a book in hand, if I get 3 minutes between costumers in the shop, I’ll use those minutes to read a page or two. I also enjoy writing from time to time.”
12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?
14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
“I hope you mean that like, spirit animal or something like that. If so, my spirit animal is a bat. Probably that’s why I get along with them so well. When I was a kid my brother used to say I was a raccoon though. Small, chubby, dark circles around my eyes, easily irritable…”
15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
“Impulsiveness. I don’t think before I act… It can get me in trouble sometimes. Also I let my curiosity get the best of me sometimes…”
16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?
“Well, I admire my brother and my mother greatly, if that counts…”
17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
“I’m home-taught. There was a small school in my city but going there was more trouble than it was worth it. And now I have a Master, in theory that is. That bastard is never home to actually teach me things. Good for me I’m a fast learner and was able to get the hang of tarot easily. “
19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?
“No. I don’t think marriage it’s a necessary way to show you love someone. And I really dislike kids, most of them are annoying little brats.”
20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?
21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
“I’m afraid of living a meaningless life. To think I may die without knowing what’s my purpose in this world is terrifying… and spiders are equally terrifying. ”
22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
“On a day-to-day I wear long baggy pants, either a tapered harem or a cotton flare. The shirt is usually a tunic or a gypsy shirt. Both in shades of purple. And as for shoes, I wear a black flat pair.”
“I love my family with all my heart.”
“I think I’m a sorcerer? I’m commonly known as a ‘dream-mage’, though.”
25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
“I love all the types of pie, but plum pie has a special place in my heart.”
“Iced tea. Any flavor, but if I had to pick one it’d be strawberry tea.”
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?
“I have to say libraries. The scent of books and the quiet ambient brings peace to my mind.”
30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?
“Woah, these questions escalated quickly.”
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
“I don’t like either, actually. But if I had to choose I’d say ocean, it seems less gross than lakes filled with moss and ughhh”
“I don’t know… hmm I have a thing for people taller than me I guess, which is not THAT hard to be. Good fashion sense is also a plus. Personality-wise, I like people who you can have a nice conversation with, who are intelligent and enjoys books…”
“I may have some… but nothing that I’m willing to share with a stranger. “
35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
“All these sexual questions… I’m starting to think you’re interested in me. To answer your question: I’m fine with both.”
“Indoors. It’s comfier and safer to read a book.”
37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?
“Who? Me? Noooo. This is the most fun thing I have done with my life. Ever. I’ll show you to the door.”
i nabbed this from @samael-bellamorte
And i’m tagging @thetiredapprentice and @cardseer to do it (i don’t even know if i’m supposed to tag people but hey i really want to see Attie, Dillion and Una answering those questions ahhh)