I love these. I can't get enough--
Percy, smirking: Daddy, pass me the salt. Apollo: Sure, baby. Hera: *deadpan* Hermes: *snickering* Aphrodite: *sips tea* Athena: *grimaces* Heista: *shakes head* Ares, grinning: I knew the little shrimp enjoyed having his back blown out-- Zeus, slamming fists on table: You, brat! You're doing this on purpose! Leave at once! Percy, whimpering: Daddy, you're gonna let him kick me out? Apollo: Zeus, lightening in his eyes: Don't. You. Dare--- Percy, settles on Apollo's lap: Hold me, Apollo! He's scaring me! Apollo, cradles him and kisses his cheek: You're not going anywhere, my light. Hermes & Ares: *roars in laughter* Aphrodite: *swooning* Heista, Hera, and Athena: *rolls eyes* Zeus explodes and throws the table out the window
