Happy monday, KHU elite. GoldenTongue here, I hope you had a nice two-days rest from the party last Friday and your heads hurt a little less. I am here to let you in on what you might have forgotten from the unforgettable A.B.C. party!
All while the drama you provided was mediocre, at least the costumes you all showed up in did not disappoint! However, sadly.. I am no fashion blogger.Â
Our gracious host with gifts that just keep on giving, Nash, made sure everyone had fun & drinks. Fiery drinks were clicking left and right, though, one particular fiery exchange caught my attention. And all while, Nash and Emilio’s argument was oh so fun to watch, I can’t help but wonder... What was the reason behind it?Â
Another exchange that seemed to gather some curious gazes was the one between Sienna and Lukas Asper. While the conversation was definitely kept PG-13, what went on later that night was definitely marked tripe X, and we have the glowsticks for proof. I wonder how the younger Van Kirk failed to share the great news with her older brother, though, it seems like she’s had some hard time confessing for some time now...Â
Speaking of Tim, while his costume provided almost nothing to the fashion police, his argument with Sionna most definitely provided for some good entertainment. There is nothing cuter than an older brother sticking up for his little sister, but I can’t help but spoil moments... And while I’m reading through your little secrets, I wonder if a heart-to-heart conversation wouldn’t burn the already thin bridge between the Van Kirk’s.Â
A certain pair of twins definitely have some talking to do as well. You know, I couldn’t help but notice how Calvin had such a great time playing the role of the knight in shining armor, defending Pia’s honest name, while Lukas Asper was busy drooling over both of Pia’s closest friends. Would Lukas be the next victim of Calvin’s almighty fists? I sure hope so!Â
And we all know Calvin has a hard time managing that anger of his... It almost shocks me how he let Luna out, considering how delicious she looked. The book pages? Excellent choice! It definitely sparked a passion for reading in some of Calvin’s frat brothers.Â
While I’m scheduling family therapy for next week, I’d be damned if I don’t mention my two favorite ladies of the night.Â
Saskia Alvaro, a gracious, gorgeous lady... Drunk as a sophomore. Truly a sight to see. Her costume looked like something fresh out the runway, though, walking in those heels after this much alcohol just reminded me of a deer learning to walk for the first time. You know, keeping in mind the marvelous fight between the Kappa Kappa sister a day before the party, I really expected Saskia to throw fists and not... cups.Â
Inaya Rahmani, the beloved Rahmani heir. Such a sweet girl, so focused on her studies and... tequila. I was in such a state of shock seeing her so intoxicated, I couldn’t imagine what her parents would say if they ever see her in such a state... But then again, witnessing a Girl Gone Wild moment first hand truly warmed my heart. Maybe it’s the start of a beautiful friendship between Alvaro and Rahmani, keeping in mind their newly found passion for getting drunk off their asses.Â
Proofreading this blast, though, I must say - I’m a little disappointed. I expected so much but received so little... Wondering if setting fire under your feet would get you dancing.Â
Just a little something to think about.Â
Until next Monday,Â
I’ll be watching,Â
GoldenTongue97













