i saw the letter meme.... do dear santa
send me “dear…” and i will write a letter to them from my muse.
dear santa,
everyone’s doing one so i will to. no offence, but i don’t believe in you. i’m only being onest. but i want gifts at christmas, so that’s why i’m here. ross said he’s asking you for a kazoo, but i know it’s because he wants to try and beat me at the harmonica, but he’s too stupid to figure it out. i want you to get him a kazoo too, so i can show him that i can play anything on anything. verla told me she’s asking for a doll, igor wants combat boots and thorne said he’s asking you to kill him. i agree with that, thorne is a pain.
i don’t know what i want. i used to want to be adopted, but you can’t ask for that for christmas. besides i dont need to anymore. i dont want to be separated from my friends, it would be like i was abandoning them. maybe i want them to be adopted—- no i dont, i dont want them leaving me either. i wouldnt fight if they left, but never mind i don’t know where i was going with that.
santa, i want a box that locks this christmas. i want it to have only one key, and i want it to be black and sturdy. that way i can keep things in it that NO ONE CAN TOUCH. igor already threatened to read my stupid journal aloud to everyone but that’s stupid because he already knows everything that’s in there and its not that great. im mostly mean to other kids.
please dont give me coal.
signed, casper smith.
