The Challenge
So, a few days ago Red Rocket and I were discussing our roster of men that we have spread our love too, and we came up with a challenge that we will be participating in. But first, some back story. When Red Rocket and I were in school together, there was this one day when we heard of the cool new trend going around campus. I played on the rugby team for a little bit, and often heard whisperings of the challenge through the sports community. This new fad was called the Heffer challenge. That's right the heffer challenge. For those of you who do not know a heffer is a female cow... But this challenge isn't involving cows.. No. This challenge is a weekend challenge that involves a group of boys that go out and attempt to pickup the fattest and ugliest chick... And fuck her. The only thing is, to prove that it happened there had to be picture proof that it happened. Demeaning right? The best part is that they win a prize for this... What the prize is, I have no idea. So this all being said. Red Rocket and I decided the other day to have our own heffer challenge... But different. We have decided to institute the ANTI-heffer challenge. The challenge involves whomever can sleep with the biggest most roid-rageyous meat stick of a person... And get picture proof. Now you are all probably like "Jesus Christ that's awesome" because let's be honest! It is awesome. Let's try to find the guys whose arms are so big that they can't touch their shoulders... Then take their innocence using protection of course.. Simply because we have no idea what chemical compounds that they would be splashing all over our bodies while emitting them in extacy... Thus. The challenge has begun. Its a year long challenge... I already have one point... Because I am a quick worker... But that's another tale for another day. Peace Geese. - Blonde Bomb
