Story!!
Once upon a time, there were two lovers named laurenandlandello . They were 0ut-of-control and did so much drugs that their cheeks emitted a violetglow. However, Lauren still went to work occasionally, at a store called ciaobeya , where she would always say heeymatt to her co-workers, because she thought their names were all matt, which was quite ridic0lous . One of the co-workers, who's real name was tristxsse and who's night job was stripping, was infatuated-by-lust with Lauren.
It was a rainy thursday, and al-ison , the store manager, who always wore the perfume c-i-t-r-u-s-burst , was yelling about a mess on aisle 9. Aisle 9 was the t-shirt aisle, and apparently some vandals had come in and cut a hole in bunch of them, but she would make sure these teewreckers would get in trouble.
In an interesting plottwist, the pr0ductiveness of the workers increased because they had never seen her this scary. And so they worked to find the criminals, which they did, and found them trapped in a net, with their man parts stuck in the middle of t-shirts, so you could say the t-shirts were cockcapturers . The criminals thought they would enjoy-it , but their bursting-passion had lmpaired their thought processes.
