#heckcest

mike and frankie go to space

honestly in this one i don’t super care about anything that happen to mike and frankie, sending them away is just a plot line to make heckcest happen. basically both parents would take the place of cooper in this because I can’t bear to kill either of them off. brick would take the place of murph and sue and axl the place of the older brother in a sense. basically the parents leave and so much time passes and then they manage to make it back like cooper did but by then brick is old and axl and sue are dead and mike and frankie end up going back into space to find one of like the younger astronauts they left behind (anne hathaway) on another planet using plan b so they’ll have humans everywhere. (basically since mike and frankie didn’t get to parent their kids they will get to parent new kids in this far away planet) literally i spent too much time on mike and frankie and i want to focus on axl and sue. so i imagine like they were older when the parents left. okay not that much older than they were when the series started. like axl was 15 and sue was 13. they unfortunately weren’t the ones chosen to be the special kid that the parents try to communicate with, so i feel like they take comfort in each other. there’s this scene at the beginning of the movie with the sister and the brother and he calls her a dumbs and they glare at each other across the table and I’m like convinced that they are totally sue and axl in that scene. anyway sue and axl hang out together and stay at the farm house even after brick goes away to science with the old guy. so axl gets married to some chick while sue still lives at the farm to help out. axls wife ends up dying and sue and axl raise the daughter together and with no one there to tell them not to, they get married and live together until brick says they have to move or they will die. at first i was going to say that axl is reluctant to move, but i’ve changed my mind. i feel like sue is the one who refuses to leave the farm and axl and brick have to convince her to leave. (by burning everything to the ground) sue and axl still get to be together and they live happily ever after. they don’t live to see mike and frankie but when they ask about sue and axl brick tells them that they died together and always stuck by each other and frankie probably cries because of her beliefs about ‘you do for family’. 

axl goes to space

i’m not 100% sure how this one would happen. like i hated the timing on interstellar cause everyone was dead or old so there was no real time for incest. even sister brother incest, like they threw in an adorable but pointless love interest for murph so that like we wouldn’t assume the incest was happening. all this being said, if i somehow had to wrap my head around this au, axl would go into space, sue would stay behind. brick would still be the science genius, and sue would take care of the farm. i feel like all the videos would be the same, but sue would send them to axl like constantly constantly. OMG I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO HAPPEN and it’s sort of time travelly. so sue keeps making these videos and sending them to axl even though there are no replies back. like brick gives up but does math junk to figure out another solution. sue just constantly sending these things out. some new guy comes out of nowhere and starts helping with the math. he and sue meet and fall in love. meanwhile axl is still floating through space trying to work everything out. the whole rapid planet where time goes by fast happens and when he gets back he sees all these videos of sue having grown up a bunch and he’s like omg she’s so old and i’ll never see her again, when i make it back she could be dead. and so then all the other junk happens and axl does in fact do the black hole thing, but after doing all the like confusing morse code stuff or whatever, he can’t figure out how to get the code, so instead the beings are kind enough to send axl back to earth. of course the time gets all messed up so he’s sent back like before a lot of stuff happened and it turns out he was the new guy who became sue’s love interest. and like sue knew but he told her to not tell him so that he’s like have more of a reason to beg to come back so it’s like a looping thing. (are there maybe technically like 2 axl’s in existence or something? i don’t know i’m not going to do the math for this.) so even though he saw sue getting really old he was actually growing old with her at the same time and it is just like a sweet idea to me like i freaking love it and i love them and i just want there love to stretch through the time space continuum and live happily ever after. I’m like imagining the scene where he reveals that he’s axl and sue is like ‘but you’re so old’ and he’s like ‘bitch i’ve seen you in your sixties’ and then they continue to grow old together. 

axl and sue go to space

Wizards [Harry Potter] AU Sue is in Hufflepuff and Axl is in Slytherin (For the record Brick is in Ravenclaw. Frankie and Mike were both in Gryfindor and are shocked that none of their children ended up in their house.) [Also for the record I know very little about the Harry Potter universe, so if you think Axl and Sue would be in different houses, you're probably right.] Uhh, I literally know nothing about how wizarding works, but I definitely think Axl pranks a lot and Sue uses magic to undo his pranks most of the time. For some reason I think Sue would be better at magic than Axl was. Sue definitely befriends like every unicorn. Axl plays that game with the little vibrating orb. He is probably very good at it. These idiots are definitely in love. Like they probably don't even hide it, but people don't realize that antagonizing Sue is Axl's way of showing he loves her. They definitely hug a lot more and Sue definitely cheers for every team at the games. (Axl gets jealous. He probably is only good at the game because he wants Sue's attention.) They go to the dance thing together (despite many other people asking them) and they are so obviously in love but a lot of people don't even realize they're related so they're like 'ok cool'. Tributes [Hunger Games] AU I couldn't decide if Sue went first or if Axl went first. I also have no idea what district they would be from. Like maybe district 7. I guess??? I could see Frankie and Mike being from District 7 so by association I guess Axl and Sue would be from that district. I think Axl would be the first to be reaped. He wins* obvi, but like in an effort from keeping the rest of his family from being used against him, he distances himself from them. (I think he wins when he's like 15. *And for the record he wins by??? Probably using his athletic skills paired with charming a lot of people and making a lot of alliances and then just murdering the people he's aligned with.) Anyway, years later (specifically 5 years later) Sue is reaped. (She was so close to being out of the bowl of names, but it happened.) Axl is horrified, but tries to put on this cool, cold facade of not caring about her. Meanwhile Sue is sort of awkward and everyone sort of under estimates her. But it turns out she's fast and strong. She's good at finding food and she manages to stay away from traps. (Sometimes on pure luck, or by waiting and being careful.) Her only real weakness in the game is that she can not bring herself to murder people. She just can not. Wanting to make things interesting, the game makers keep adding traps which Sue surprisingly gets around. In the end it's probably down to her and some career and everyone's assuming that Sue's going to lose, but then the career makes some comment about Axl and Sue snaps and bashes their head in. Everyone is shocked because they really did not know that Sue had it in her. I dunno what happens after that. Incest of course and then I don't know. Factions [Divergent] AU I definitely know where Axl would be headed, Dauntless. I think Sue would end up choosing Abnegation. I can't figure out where the family would be in (Maybe Amity, but I could also see Candor for some reason.) but I know Brick would probably end up in Erudite. I think Axl would probably be slightly upset that Sue ended up in Abnegation because I feel like he though she would've choose Amity or literally anything else. Because of the rumors of abuse, I feel like he probably worries that someone will hurt Sue. But I imagine being Dauntless takes up most of his time. I actually haven't read any of the books and I only saw the first movie so I don't know what happens in the series, but I imagine once Axl is like semi-top dog in the Dauntless group he goes to check on Sue. Sue probably flourishes in the Abnegation group and is probably way nicer than every person. But Axl goes to check on her anyway. He doesn't understand why she chose this. At the same time, Sue doesn't understand why Axl chose such a dangerous faction and constantly worries about him. They probably secretly hook up constantly too. I don't know what else happens. Demi-Gods [Percy Jackson] AU I seriously can not decide about this AU. I feel like Frankie and Mike would be the kids of Gods. (Frankie probably Hera's and Mike probably Hade's) and then the two fell in love and had their kids. (So each of the kids have some sort of connection to Hera and Hades.) I dunno what would happen, but I definitely know incest would. I imagine they'd always get assumed to be someone else's kid. Like people would assume Axl's father was Ares or Apollo or Eros, and he would just go along with the assumption. For some reason I'm totally headcanoning Mike as Persephone and Hade's kid, so I imagine Sue is a lot like Persephone. And her great grandmother Demeter just loves Sue and spoils her to death. Athena has a soft spot for Brick. For some reason in this AU, I see Axl being like weirdly in love with Sue (like more affectionate or maybe just more demanding of her attention) and Sue is just so full of love and gives Axl whatever he wants. I just ship it so much in this AU. I also like the idea of Axl having a three headed dog. (named Brick Jr like that baby he had) Sue also has a flower crown on like all the time and I feel like it has to do with Demeter somehow. (Unrelated Hera and Frankie have shit-talking sessions like all the time.) Anyway, I’m a little in love with this idea. Vampires [Twilight] AU If you read my gas you know I have this big hella complicated Vampires AU where like Brick is the oldest of the vamps (he was turned at a super young age) and then like Sue is the second oldest (she was forcibly turned and was hella feral for a very long time) and then Brick turned Mike who turned Frankie and Mike Frankie and Brick were like a family unit for a long period of time. Then Brick decided he wanted to have siblings and he turned Axl. They all existed together for awhile and then Axl like tried to hit on Sue and she wanted to murder him but the family stopped her and she was reluctantly brought into the family. In this AU she also has super messed up teeth and wears the braces as a way to cover them up. Yeah, there’s a lot of other ideas but in this AU they aren’t really related but now they function as a family but its not like my favorite idea. Werewolf [Teen Wolf] AU I kinda like the idea of like Axl getting bit by a rogue alpha who doesn’t mean to bite him but does and then like completely accidentally, Axl kills them (like he accidentally hits the wolf with his car or he gets bit and like shoves the animal off of him and like they’re near a cliff so the wolf falls down and dies so Axl immediately becomes his own Alpha and is pretty much shit out of luck. Of course, he has his little brother Brick who has read every book ever. Brick helps him do a bunch of research and Axl is able to cope with his werewolfness. They learn early on that his family works as his anchor so on full moons he just stays at home. Frankie and Mike get in a car crash so Axl ends up turing them to save their lives which makes Axl the alpha with his parents which he totally abuses. Sue can’t understand why Axl suddenly is getting away with everything. Mike and Frankie act as each others anchors but all of a sudden Sue is pretty much on her own when it comes to a full moon cause Mike and Frankie retire to their bedroom and Axl and Brick hang out in their room. She decides to go out and Axl gets all like weird and possessive and won’t let her leave and she gets frustrated especially because her parents won’t let her leave either (Axl’s influence) and she just hates having to sit alone by herself. Brick figures out that it’s not that the family is Axl’s anchor, but it is Sue; so Brick encourages Axl to interact with Sue so during full moons Axl starts texting Sue and then it just becomes a regular occurrence and they grow closer until they start a romantic relationship but Axl special abilities tend to flare up whenever things get too hot and heavy, so he starts pushing Sue away. That doesn’t go well for anyone. Eventually they work things out. Axl eventually tells Sue about the werewolf stuff. Brick probably gets turned before Sue does and Brick ends up being like the Boss Beta. Sue eventually gets turned after she finishes her college degree so that they’re was nothing overcomplicating that. They all live happily ever after with some incest and werewolfness mixed in. Hunters [Supernatural] AU At first I imagined Axl got involved in hunting by like marrying into a family. BUT! Then I thought it’d be fun if Brick and Axl were both hunters. (Brick the more smart type who was going to college but that got changed up.) Anyway, Sue is still their sister in this AU, but she like died forever ago and is an angel now. (Because Sue is like an angel, we all know this.) Anyway, she gets like to go to Earth and be there live in guardian angel. Neither of them like remember that they are all related (or maybe Brick does?) but like Sue and Axl end up falling in love and the afterlife is a lot more chill about incest so after they all get murdered by demons or the rapture or whatever the fuck is happening, they get to live happily ever after in like Purgatory??? Or Hell? Maybe Hell’s a lot chiller than the bible makes it out to be.   Detective [Sherlock] AU This is pretty much only because Axl has hair that is very similar to Sherlock’s from that BBC adaption. I’m thinking Brick is actually the one who solves all the mysteries because he’s a baby genius, but Axl pretends to be the eccentric detective that solves everything. And Sue just goes along to make sure they’re eating properly and showering regularly. Sue still makes Brick finish going to school so sometimes Axl has to go on detectivey trips without them, but he texts them pictures and junk so Brick can figure these things out. Also at the same time, I would love it if Axl was also like a ‘Legally Blonde’-esque lawyer. And also Sue does a lot of the interrogations and gets people to confess by never giving up (relentless much?) and also by just not leaving until they confess. (She definitely does that Jake Peralta trick of playing the guitar and screaming if the perp is especially hard to deal with.) I also could totally see Axl tackling like any and every person he suspects. I don’t super know where the incestuous bit comes in. Like I feel like the apartment they live in doubles as their office. I imagine it was a 2 bedroom one bathroom sort of thing and originally Axl lived in the living room area as like a big bachelor-esque pad, but when they turned it into an office, Axl moved in with Sue cause they had been hooking up anyway so now they share a room and hook up even more. Time Travel [Hot Tub Time Machine] AU I can’t decide if Axl is the time traveler or if sue is. Maybe both? I have like one hundred different ideas when it comes to time travel. Like I sort of love the idea of like a Hut Tub Time Machine where like Sue goes back in time and meets the character that Charlie played. And like the guy looks exactly like Axl but he’s not a jerk like Axl and the two hook up but then like it turns out that Axl can time travel to and this is just a persona that Axl came up with to hook up with people in the 80s. So like Axl thinks that he’s hooking up with a girl who looks and acts like Sue but is not Sue and Sue thinks that she’s going the same thing. Of course it all sort of falls apart when they have plans to meet and they both end up being late and they’re telling the same story. Like Axl is blaming Sue for why he is late and Sue is blaming Axl and then they realize that they are in fact Sue and Axl but since they’ve been hooking up anyway, they’re like ‘well why not? why stop a good thing?’ but they stop having to go back in time to do so. Elements [Avatar] AU SO lets say Axl is the Avatar and Sue is an airbender. And even though Axl was born an airbender, he is way better at all the other elements than he is as air bending. Meanwhile Sue excels at air bending. Also like Axl only managed to learn that he was the avatar cause he got so upset at Sue being a better bender that he started to fire bend and accidentally burned Sue. Anyway, Axl gets taken away for Avatar training and Mike and Frankie end up not being able to afford to keep having Sue get training so she ends up teaching herself a lot. Brick ends up helping by reading ancient scripts and telling her stuff about the way they used to do things. Sue ends up mastering a lot of stuff many other air benders haven’t. So when it comes around to the fact that Axl still pretty much sucks at air bending, they’re like ‘we’ve brought in someone closer to your age, hoping that this might help’. Axl’s all excited to have a cute girl to teach him until he realizes that it’s Sue. Before they can like figure out what to do, a war breaks out and they want to protect Axl. Axl and Sue get like carted away somewhere and Sue ends up like saving Axl’s ass and they have to go into hiding. Sue keeps trying to keep him from going off to fight but Axl says like it’s what he’s supposed to do. She gets him to agree to wait until he’s mastered air bending. The two end up falling in love because of all the time they spent together and the two of them end up gathering a rebel army and they take the bad guys out and/or Axl dies pretty young but is reincarnated pretty fast and his reincarnation ends up with Sue in a slightly May/December sort of thing. Space [Interstellar] AU In this AU Sue and Axl both end up in space together. Brick takes the place of the person left behind that they’re hoping to save the future for. Axl is the one who doesn’t really want to go but he’s a good pilot so they need him. Sue is the one who wants to get into space and do the colony with all the eggs and such. Sue and Axl clash all the time. I’m imagining her trying to get the data and him screaming for her to get back on the ship while the giant wave mountain crashes. I didn’t get to see the end of the film, so I’m making it up. Brick golfers out how to move Earth so things get better and Axl is determined to get back to his younger brother. He does eventually leave Sue behind to go back and see Brick when the guy is pretty much just an old man. Brick encourages Axl to go back to Sue and tell her that he loves her and misses her and hopes they will all be reunited again one day or something of the like. Axl does go back to Sue and they start the colony thing and live incestuously ever after. Gem [Steven’s Universe] AU Obi since Atticus does a voice on the show, it is only fair that Sue and Axl show up. I don’t know what their gemstones would be because I don’t know gemstones enough. Sue’s is obviously pink though. And Axl’s is blue. They are both homeward gems that end up coming and looking for Peridot, Jasper, and Lapis. Under the impression that the gems are dangerous, they try to go undercover as humans in Beach City to find out the Crystal Gems weaknesses. They end up bonding with PeeDee (that’s Atticus’s character) and end up liking humans so then when it comes around to dealing with the gems, Axl and Sue decide to work with the Crystal Gems. I don’t know what their gem fusion would be… I think they don’t get along (a lot like Pearl and Amethyst) and like they’ve never fused before, but then like PeeDee gets put in danger and they fuse no problems to save the little guy. And that’s also when they realize that they really do deeply care for one another. (I figured out their gems! Axl is Axinite and Sue is Scapolite [the purple kind] and their gem fusion is Heliodor[the yellow kind].)

it would probably carry over like two sperate episodes. 

so in one episode axl's subplot would be that one of the older football team mates/resident player decides to take axl under his wing. Ideally i think it'd be a funny gag if Axl tries to get a different football players attention, but it keeps going horribly wrong so it seems more like axl's trying to prank the guy. this is how the thing all gets started. he gets the attention of the even cooler guy and the episode ends with the two of them bro-ing out. like the guy (who is now named chet) is under the impression that axl's first time playing fumble was on purpose cause he's just that cool/he was using it as a tactic to get a girl's (devon's) attention. also maybe recently axl has been rejected by devon so chet is all like 'bro who cares, it's college we don't need relationships, there's tons of easy girls out there to just hook up with' 

so then in an episode later, axl and chet (who have been hanging out more and going to parties and such) go on spring break or something??? chet invites axl to some party in his town. lets say axl forgot to get sue a birthday present and since the party is out of town he's like 'okay, this is your gift, you can come, but don't talk to me, don't bother me, don't even look at me. ill text you when I'm ready to go' (part of why he brought her along was to use her as a designated driver) so anyway, sue decides to just find a wall to lean against and observe people. she's always been ignored so her plan is to do what axl said and to just see how people in college interact. meanwhile axl is probably off making out with some chick and then another chick and then another chick. he realizes its been like an hour and he hasn't seen sue so he worries that she might have left or is doing something embarrassing. 

he finds her in the same place he saw her when he left so he goes and gets her some water to just be a nice brother and also to make sure that she hasn't embarrassed him. she hasn't, so he gives her the water as a reward. then he goes off to find another chick but quickly runs into chet. the conversation goes as follows

chet: who was the cutie you were just talking to?

axl: cutie? ew, no. that's my sister. 

chet: you have a sister? i thought you just had a younger brother.

axl: well yeah, she's a giant dork so i don't talk about her that much. i was just making sure she wasn't doing anything embarrassing. (at this point axl realizes chet isn't listening and the older dude is totally checking out sue and it's super gross cause axl knows that chet just uses girls)

chet: introduce me to her?

axl[frowning]: i guess. (axl decides to let sue turn the guy off herself by chatting forever about all the dumb stuff she cares about.) hey sue! this is chet, a friend of mine. you should tell him all about wrestlerettes.

sue's just excited to meet a friend of axl's. some hot girl catches axl's eye and he pretty sure chet will get tired of listening to sue, so axl follows that girl away. axl makes out with her and then probably another girl and then goes to get some other hot girl a drink. while near the alcohol he runs into chet who has like a wine cooler with him or some equally 'girly' drink. axl gives him shit for it and chet just laughs along about it before saying it's not for him it's for axl's sister. axl says that sue isn't old enough to drink and chet says neither is axl but he still does. chet mentions that it's already the fifth one he's given her and then axl gets mad since she's his designated driver. (meanwhile sue had a sip of one and thought it was gross, so she's just been like setting them to the side and though chet keeps bringing them to her, she's not drinking them. she takes her responsibility as a the designated driver very seriously.) meanwhile this conversation happens

axl: why are you even still talking to her? i thought you would get bored listening to her talk about wrestlerettes.

chet: pft, axl it's not like i was actually listening. teen girls are dumb. all you gotta do is nod your head every once in awhile. once, I just sort of repeated a sentence she had said, and her eyes lit up. she's was so excited that someone was listening. she did this little jumpy thing and her shirt rode up a bit. she's like the perfect target. a nerdy girl who doesn't realize that she's hot.

axl: she's not hot!

chet: well of course you'd think that, she's your sister. and i mean yeah, the way she dresses kinda leaves it up to the imagination, but i can tell she has a nice body under there. when she took her sweater off i was like damn! her shirts still pretty loose, but she's has pretty decent tits. they're like at least c's.

axl: that's my sister you're talking about!

chet: i know sorry, it's just so great. did you know she's a virgin? well not for much longer, but do you know how rare that is? it seems like we don't have any of those left at east indy. but look! you brought me one! you're the best axl. 

i have not figured out where to go from there. I'm pretty sure chet leaves to go back to sue and axl tries to not think about what's happening with sue and chet and just bring the hot girl the drink, but he can't stop thinking about it so he storms off to find them. meanwhile chet has not been succeeding with getting sue to come up to a bedroom with her cause she keeps worrying about where axl is so cheat's like 'oh axl's outside, let me bring you to him' so she follows him outside and he kisses her but she doesn't want to kiss him (cause even though he cute he smells like alcohol and he tries to french kiss right away and probably sneak a hand up her shirt too) but then chet doesn't take no as an answer and sue gets scared but axl shows up at just the right moment to yank the guy off of sue and they leave and thats all i got.