Found this while exploring the TF2 source code. looks like something to do with the next update

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Found this while exploring the TF2 source code. looks like something to do with the next update

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It should have ended like that
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So that trailer huh?
They ain't updating the game but somehow were still here.
Hey, what if they gave Heavy a secondary equip that was like, a grappling hook you could use to snatch ammo and health with?
Benefits would be that you don’t have to trudge all the way to the nearest health or ammo pack and then back into position, or watch some Scunt or Demoknight steal the health/ammo you needed but couldn’t get to first. You also aren’t forcibly immobilized and HP gain is instant, just like if you walked into the kit normally, as opposed to the way lunchbox items work.
The device can’t be used to attack other players, but it’s quick to deploy and holster. So depending on the situation, you may be able to grab some health in the middle of a fight to survive a killing blow or just deny health to your opponent and still have time to rev up your minigun or go melee and punch some bitch to death.
The main drawback besides it not being a weapon like the various shotguns you can equip in that slot would be that it’s also not an on-demand source of HP like lunchbox items. So, you’re out of luck if there aren’t any healthpacks in line of sight, and you also can’t share the health (or ammo) you snatch with your teammates.
You also can’t use the device to obtain health or ammo from dispensers since the entire point of dispensers is that they’re supposed to be placed in safe, convenient locations you can camp next to.
It would be of greatest use in situations where there are no Engies or Medics supporting the team (or the ones that are there are either incompetent or unlucky) and you don’t have a convenient source of health or ammo or teleporters that would allow you to bypass altercations which would eat up your ammo and drain your HP.

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If we can manifest destiel, putin stepping down, and a Sherlock season 5, can we please now collectively focus on manifesting the heavy update for tf2 by tomorrow morning?
I love my friends XD
I typically I just post art here but I had a pretty cool idea for the (possibility) future heavy update.
The whole idea is to give heavy a primary that makes him a human projectile. As strange as that may seem, it might be just what the heavy needs to give him the variety he needs.
The stats would probably be like this:
+ 75% movement speed
No ammo
Primary fire: rev up a big ol’ nasty charge to shoot your self forwards
Secondary fire: store charge (depleates 2% per second)
Rev time: 4 seconds
When charging: 90% damage reduction, immunity to air blasts, and no way to stop manually. Meaning that you need to finish your charge or hit something to stop yourself.
-50% health
10% bullet vulnerability
N o r a n d o m c r i t i c a l h i t s.
Name it the Russian space program and it should be good.