Heated Rivalry Episode 1 Transcript
Dec. 2008 - Regina Saskatchewan (Canada?)
International prospect cup - both 17 yrs
Outside it's trying to light cigarette - awkward handshake - ilya clearly doesn't really understand English - baby Shane really doesn't know what he's doing
Commentators hyping rivalry over hockey footage
Both ilya and Shane shown sitting watching each other at practice in empty stadiums? Bleachers?
Russia wins
Six months later - June 2009 - draft
In handshake line ilya says âsee you at the draftâ
Both just turned 18 out about to (Shane may 10, ilya June 15)
Really awkward convo about how Montreal is super down with having an Asian player they like the diversity
Ilyaâs Dad calls him lazy in front of important high up in Bostonâs management ilya âI promise to work very hard for youâ very sincerely. Good father in Russian says âyou listen. you don't speakâ
After Shane is having trouble sleeping and goes to the gym gets on stationary bike ilya comes in shortly and gets on bike directly next to Shane they have little back and forth competition both back of the show down at same time
Water bottle scene
-ilya asks about if Boston is nice City
Sexual tension up the wazoo
Six months later - Dec 2009 (New Years Eve)
Ottowa, Ontario - international prospect cup
We are with it's in his hotel room, 3 missed calls from his dad. Older brother Alexei calls, ilya keeps asking what up with his dad Alexei says it's because ilya lost a hockey game dramatically emphasized loudly to people in the room with Alexei (some kind of party? Hangout?) (maybe start of weird dementia related behavior?). Alexei asks for money, ilya âMy bonus is done, man. You snorted most of itâ. Alexei, âwah-wah, you whiny faggotâ. Ilya says go fuck yourself and Alexis says it back with a bitch tacked on cause he's an asshole.
Ilya answers his father's next call (or calls him back to get it over with I can't tell). âApologize to Russiaâ He lost to Czech (âdisgustingâ) but will win against Sweden or they won't play for gold. âI don't care about âweâ. You! You will not lose to him.â
Canada wins
Hollander âsee you in October in handshake lineâ
Six months later - June 2010
CCM photoshoot - 19yrs
Ilya orchestrated
âyou look prettyâ âgive us some intensityâ
Start cracking up
Ilya tells Shane it was his idea
Shane convo with Mom about having to be seen wearing his Reebok's (he's distracted) âyou're the youngest hockey player they've ever signed to a dealâ âkids who don't see themselves a lotâ
Shower scene
After showers âwow, you are really bad lyerâ âwhat's your room numberâ â1410â âif I knock ~9â âI might openâ â I might knockâ
đľ Sea Lion Woman by Feist
Shane anxious baby doesn't know what he's doing briefly puts on a suit regains his senses changed back into regular chilling clothes still very anxiously waiting very stuff
Ilya almost runs into yuna on way Shane's room
Shane says he thinks they should talk and ilya if he wants to sit ilya says not really and walks Shane over to the wall real gently intentional but Shane has to choose to let him and to walk with him
Ilya's so intentional, takes it slow. Kiss once, back away enough to give space and opportunity to say something before going back in for more for longer based on Shane's reaction
Shane starts the the signal the undressing
Once Shane commits, as soon as they start undressing Shane goes for ilya's pants, he wants that dick
Shane goes down to his knees to give his first go at a blowjob. Ilya stops him Shane asks âis that badâ ilys says âno opposite, too much too goodâ (ilya wants to take his time? Doesn't want to go too fast. He did orchestrate this to see Shane)
Ilya asks is it your first time with man Shane says yes, Shane asks ilya who says no not his first time with a man. Shane's like wait what who? Another player?. Ilya is all ah, no coaches son back in Russia Shane asks if he was afraid of getting caught. Ilya says no, same secret, so. Curious. âAnd you make me curiousâ
âYou like sucking my cock?â
âWow those English words just took right off your tongueâ
âYes? [You enjoyed sucking my cock?]â
âYesâ
âYou want me to lie on bed and let you do it some more?â
âLet me?â âyehâ
Shane pushed him to bed. Love the real awkwardness of undressing in this very real.
âNo fair, come on I want to see youâ
âYou saw me in the showersâ
âYeah I want moreâ
Shane takes his time and folds his clothes
âSo what do you want to do?â
âI don't knowâ
Ilya tires a bit of a handjob on Shane âis this okay?â
Once ilya starts up the momentum again Shane feels like he can get back into it (inertia we love it (autism?))
Shane goes back in for that dick, gotta suck dick
âYeah, like that Hollanderâ ilya (we love a good communicator
Encourages Shane with his hand to get off if he doesn't want cum in his mouth and finished himself off looking at Shane and kissing him
âNot bad for first timeâ
âfuck you rozanovâ
Ilya decided to be funny, âokay, was funâ
âAre you serious?!â
âWhat? What you need something?â
Shane looks away, quiet. Ilya doing cum of his hands with tissues on bed side table. Ilya rolls over onto Shane.
âYou think I am asshole?â
âI know you're an assholeâ
âI would not leave you like thatâ
âNo?â âNoâ
âLet me show you how to do this, kidâ
Shane tries to get ilya to get off before he cums but ilya holds him down across his chest and keeps his mouth exactly where it is.
Shane tries to apologize. âI'm so sorry, I didn't thinkâ (mirroring from earlier straight sex?)
âwhat? That you would cum so quick?â
âFuck youâ, Shane, (ilya chuckles) â you didn't have toâ
âI don't mindâ
Both laugh a little. This is so..
Ilya says he wants a cigarette, Shane says smoking is bad for you. Ilya âoh is itâ
Shane âyour not going to tell anyone about this are you?â
âMe? Yes Hollander I'm going to tell everyone.â
âBecause no one can knowâ Shane
Ilya says singing in Russian (probably no shit, obviously)
âHollander, look, I'm not going to tell anyone. Okay?â
âOkâ
âI have early flight tomorrow, soâ
âYeah me tooâ
Ilya gets his clothes shane lays back on bed (still in socks!) then sits up and tries to look together naked on the bed (arms crossed)
âGood nightâ, ilya. âNightâ Shane
Ilya leaves, Shane âholy shitâ breathes laughs
Three months later (Oct 2010)
Montreal
Shane watching ilya giving shirtless press on his phone
Reporter âhow are you feeling about finally getting to Montreal tomorrow?â
Ilya âgood. About timeâ
Reporter âare you looking forward to beating Shane Hollander?â
Ilya âUh, he is goalie now, yes?â
âIlya at the beginning of the season you said you would score 40 goals your rookie season. You still feeling like that's going to happen?â
âNo, no. I never said 40 goals. Is lie. Liar told you that. I said 50.â
Shane to himself, âwhat a fucking assholeâ laughing, amused
Cuts to Shane arriving 15 minutes late to lunch with his parents.
Got lost down a YouTube rabbit hole definitely about unlikely animals becoming friends and definitely not about ilya rozanov.
Yuna excited rolex is in and reads email they sent confirming that they are expired to work with Shane âwe believe he will be hockeys most significant ambassador in a generation.â
David caught up on all this fancy new lingo and new handle fangless video portal sites. âWhat! I'm just keeping up.â
Yuna saw same clip that Shane did and explains it to table.
Yuna âimagining he's better than you? Fuck him. Right up the butt.â
Skips to what I imagine is the first Boston v Montreal game of the season, 3rd period 0:43
Send ilya and Shane in to the face off
Ilya âShane Hollander, will you disappoint them?â
âNoâ
Shane gets a goal off of the face off with ilya and gets interviewed in French afterwards where he gives very sportsmanlike media answers and the report is trying to get him to say that it felt good to beat specifically rozanov and he's all âI'm happy with any goal I can getâ
He's asked if he thinks he shares challenges with Serena Williams and tiger woods. He says he doesn't think about that kind of things he is just happy to play hockey.
We zoom out and see ilya watching that interview in his hotel room. âMr. Hollanderâ then in Russian âhow does it feel to be perfect? Fucking perfect. Thanks for asking. In fucking French.â Then turns off the tv.
Flashes to him in the same hotel room but out of bed pacing on the phone. In Russian
âTwenty thousand dollars?!â Ilya
âYes, twenty thousand dollars. I'm glad your hearing is okayâ Alexei, baby crying in background
âFor what this time?â
âFor fuck youâ
âThis is the last fucking timeâ
âYeah, fineâ
âAnd I'm not sending it tonightâ
âWhy the fuck not?â
âIt's. It's midnight here, Alexei!
âYou always have some bullshit excuse, ilyaâ
Ilya runs his hand over his face rubbing his eyes.
âhow's Dad?â
âWhat the fuck is up with you and Dad? Jesus fucking Christ! He is fine! (Shows woman trying to comfort crying baby at the dining table with Alexei telling at ilya over the phone, then moves again so we are closer on Alexeiâs have) We can all live without you. Go fuck yourself, ilya.â
âOn the phone yesterday, he asked me to bring home some bread.â
Moment of just the baby crying, close on Alexei's face.
âWell, he is stupid!â
Ilya disappointed nodding. âGood night, Alexeiâ
âFirst thing in the morning, ilya.â
Four months later Feb? 2011
All-star games - Nashville
Commentators âthe theme is team Hollander versus team rozanov. Oh, I'm sorry I read that wrong it's team North America versus team Europe. It's not subtle. Any time the league can figure out a way to get these two kids in each other's faces they're gonna do itâ
Yes conference together foot tapping
âIlya the having a legendary tomorrow season, you both have. You've had 28 goals so far and we're in the middle of February. You still thinking about a 50 goal campaign?â
Ilya taps Shane foot with his. Takes his time leans forward. âYes.â
âShane kinda the same to you. You scored 31 goals. Any chance you want to speculate as to how the season is going to end up for you guys?â
âNo chance at all.â
âQuestion for ilya first but it will be the same for Shane. Boston is an original six legendary team that's struggled to get to the playoffs for the past 3 seasons. How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general, to restore Boston to it's former glory? And how much of that do you take on personally?â
Ilya looks to do side, nervously touches tie and collar. Tires to start responding uh, um.
Shane catches ilyas confusion. âSorry, not to jump the gun here, but with rozanovâs permissionâŚâ Shane taps roz. Roz gives little nod. âI know it's only been since Montrealâs made the playoffs, but I think I get the idea. So, look, my mom is the works biggest metros fan. She's obsessed. And like all metros fans, she wants us to be back in the playoffs regularly and she wants us to win some cups. And I want the same thing. I want to be in the playoffs and I want to win some cups. I feel pretty aligned with the fans, cause we want the same thing. And at this point, it's my job to take that personally.â
âIlya?â
âWhat he says.â
Rozanov moves his whole for over to press it up against Shane's and Shane reciprocates.
Flashes to shot accuracy competition. Current leader (current record holder) Scott Hunter 8.03 sec.
Roz goes first breaking the record, Shane Hollander shaves over a second off the record ilya rozanov just set.
Ilya âgood jobâ
âThanksâ
âYou have fun last night?â
âLast night?â (Shane's definitely a little concerned about what roz is asking here)
âWith your team. Get dinner, get drunk?â
âOh, yeah. I mean, I had fun but I didn't get drunkâ
Ilya raspberries
Shane, âyou?â
Ilya âyeah, it was great. No boring Canadians, no stupid Americans.â
âSo what just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?â
Ilya Smith's a little at Shane getting into the teasing.
âThink I'm going to bed early tonight.â
âOh, yeah?â
Scate by âone two two oneâ while shanes on the bench directly next to Scott Hunter.
Scott looks at Shane like he is worried he started suffering auditory hallucinations
Scott ânice shooting, rookâ
âThanksâ
âGlad to see rozanov didn't hold my record for more than a minute. What did he want by the way?â
âOh, nothing, just shit talking.â
âHe's an asshole, right?â
âI mean, yeah, basicallyâ
âLucky me. I'm in the room next door to him at the hotel.â (Had to give Shane a heads up)
Flashes to it's in his hotel room, a knock on the door. Ilya taking his sweet time to get up and open the door. As soon as he does shave pushes into the room and closes the door as fast as possible without slamming it.
âIs someone chasing you?â
âI'm standing in the hallway like an idiot. Scott Hunter is right next door.â
Ilya thinks this is very funny.
Shane âfuckâ, scrambles to get close and kiss ilya right in the mouth big smooch
He's a blur he's moving so fast. Both kids a little bit desperate.
âGet on your kneesâ that doesn't last long it's almost immediately pulls him back up for another kiss. Then lifts Shane up to get him on the bed gets him undressed impressively fast and then sucks Shane briefly.
Ilya tells Shane to get on his stomach Shane obeys, looks a little scared but he is obedient. Ilya just lies on top of him touching and kissing.
âHave you ever?â shakes head âdo you want to?â
Shane maybe kinda nods, but like not really
âYou're scaredâ ilya concerned
âI'm not scaredâ Shane offended
âNo, is okayâ
âI'm not scaredâ Shane cuts ilya off
Ilya backs off a little lying on his side and fondling Shane's ass but no longer on top of him with his dick involved
âDo you ever touch yourself here?â
âJesus Christâ
âWhat? does touching your ass make you gay?â (I wonder if ilya has had sex with dudes who vgthvxghbv)
âRozanovâ
âBecause you know what else makes you gay is sucking my dickâ
âShut up. Fuck. I'm trying to say I have a thing, ok?â
âA thing?â
âA dildoâ
âŚ
âWhat color?â
âFuck youâ
âItâs big?â
âI'm leavingâ
Ilya moves back over Shane kinda kissing the back of his neck
âNo, no Hollander. I want to fuck youâ a little whiny for sure
Shane turns over under roz to look at him.
âNot here. Not with fucking Scott Hunter next door.â (OMG is this why ilya hates Scott so much? Cock blocking him years ago?)
Ilya âhe is hot. We should let him listen like mating call.â
âYou'd like that, wouldn't you?â
âMhhh, hmmmm. You probably would too. Ok so next time.â
âNext time?â
âYeah, we play in Montreal in two weeksâ
âYeah. But, um, where would weâŚâ
Where would we what?
Meet?
You are homeless?
No
Then we meet at your house
It's an apartment
âHollander you are having panic attack.â Shane breathes a little laughs? Chokes?. âIt's just a plan to fuck.â
Shane nods. His have is a little shaky. Ilya starts back up with the kisses. Skips to after fuck. Shane getting redressed. Ilya is sitting in bed has town around his waist.
Shane turns to look at him.
âUh, I know we talked about Montreal in two weeks, butâŚâ
âOh my God Hollander you are so boringâ ilya gets up and walks over to him with his hand out, âgive me your phone.â. âYou have phone.â Shane nods âgiveâ Shane's gives it
Ilya fiddles with phone, Shane tries to see what he's doing, ilya gives it back. Shane looks down at it smiles, laughs, âSo, what's my name gonna be?â
âJaneâ
Shane send a little more relaxed about this now.
Text shows up on screen -Hey Jane, see you in 2 weeks đxo Lily-
Two weeks later - Feb? 2011
Boston airport
Ilya sitting next to marleu ilyas knee is bouncing his arms crossed in front of his stomach phone in hand
Cliff âwhat's up with you?â
âNothingâ this man tried to say convincingly
âYou sure?â after cliff looked him over, like that body language though
âFuck youâ
Cliff side eyes and scoffs tiny a bit
Someone offscreen âsorry boss no one is getting into Montreal today. Two feet of snowâ
âFuck. Fuuuuck.â Ilya checks phone
âIt's a night off, boy. It's not the end of the worldâ
âYeah, whateverâ
âLook, whoever she is, she's gonna get over it.â
Cliff Walls away ilya keeps checking phone. Gets up after a few moments. Disappointed.
Montreal
Shane in the locker room looking at his phone. Pans over to Hayden looking at him.
âHey, you, uh, you don't want to come over to my place for dinner tonight, do you?â (This really sounds like a come on the way he says it I swear)
âWhat?â
âWell since there's no game⌠Come for dinner. Jackie said it's cool. Oh, that's my wife. She can throw on some steaks.â Up at the end of steaks to be enticing
âIâim ona microbiotic diet.â
âBuddy, I didn't even know what that means. But Jackie can cook anything.â
Shane checks his phone again. Really leaning over to do it. Very obvious.
âYou ok?â
âYeah, I guessâ
âHey, if you have other plans that's that's totally cool.â
âNo I wanna watch you eat my disgusting food. Let's do it.â
âFuck yes! Oh my God, Jackie's gonna be so happy. She's obsessed with being the first WAG to feed you. I'm gonna text her right now, actually. Bird food onlyâ Shane's checking his phone again.
Flashes to ilya walking home to his apartment. Opening the door. Sighing very loudly as he gets home. Immediately gets his phone out as he walks through his dark entryway. Svetlana surprises him in one of his jerseys. Ilya is very surprised âI though you were in Russia what the fuck are you doing here?â
âBring nice but I already regret itâ
âSorry I didn't expect you. How did you know-â
âThat your game was cancelled? It was announced assholeâ
Svetlana âyou don't deserve me. I should go.â
Ilyaâs phone dings and he puts a hand up to say one moment and looks to answer it. Shave texted him -Next time, I guess?- Svetlana is not pleased.
âOk, now I'm really leaving you piece of shit.â Walks closer to get a look at the name on his phone âHave fun with have Janeâ
Giggling, roz walls get to the table. To stay making it. He's still holding his phone but he doesn't try to look at it or respond again.
Flashes to Shane at Hayden's House at the dinner table Jackie with baby in lap. Shane checks his phone sneaky like then puts it down. Just dinner stuff.
Four months later - June? 2011
Los Vegas - MLH Awards - 20yrs
Rookie of the Year nominees
Shane wins
Shane at the bar, Scott approaches
âThat better just be ginger ale rookâ
âIt is Mr. Hunter. I wouldn't indulge in front of you.â
âCongrats manâ
âThank youâ
âUh, what would you say if me and some of the other old fucks wanted to do done did with three rooks. Would you be into that?â
âFuck yes I wouldâ
âOk, then where's your boy rozanov?â
âMy what?â
âNo, I mean, not your boy. Just like, it's always, uh, homemade and rozanov, right? I just thought..â
âNo, I don't know where he is. We're not like friends or anything.â
âNo worries man. No worries. I'm sure someone else grabbed him.â
Shots, but rozanov not in the shot.
Flashes, Shane starting some scanning room we see his parents but no rozanov. (No feedback playing in backgroundâ
Flashes Shane stepping onto the balcony it's smoking against the backstreet ballister in the background.
Shane approached ilya
âI don't know if it's with jumping over.â (Oof)
âParty all done?â
âNo I just need some airâ
âYou are drunkâ
âI'm notâ
âGood for you. Big night for you.â Nodding seeming genuinely happy for him
âYeah, well, it could have gone to either one of usâ
âIt went to youâ
âSo what?! So you're up here chilling cause you couldn't take another victory lap around me? All you do is beat me. I win one stupid fucking thing and you can't even show your face down there.â (Buddy I have a feeling this is about not getting a response to your text message and had little to nothing to do with tonight)
Ilya mumbles in Russian.
âWhat was that?â
âNot everything is about you, Hollander!â
âSo what is it then?â
âWhat the fuck do you want?â ( Your attention)
âNothing. I just wanted to see the view and get some air.â
âAnd what? Here is fucking view Hollander. Check it out. Fuck!â
Ilya âI go home in three daysâ
âOkay, that must be nice.â (Shane do you think he would be out here all alone smoking cigarettes if it was nice?)
Ilya looks at Shane
This perfect idiot with perfect family does not understand.
Big sigh from ilya
Shane looks around trying to gather strength even if he doesn't understand what ilya meant ilya did try and it gives Shane momentum to
âAnd I guess I thought maybe weâŚâ ilya specifically not looking at Shane, Shane, âNever mind. Ok, I'm gonnaâŚI guess I'll uh see you next seasonâ have out to shake
Ilya turns a little to look at him, looks down at have, fully turns around to come over to Shane. Ignores shave outstretched have puts have on Shane's chest Walks Shane over to corner of building and kisses him.
Shave kisses back, both a little frantic. Getting as much as they can in as little time as possible. After they first break apart when it's tries to go back in Shane stops him.
âWhat the fuck are you doing? We're both in tuxedos out in public.â (Shane I really don't understand why the tuxedos matter)
âNo one is lookingâ
âYou didn't know thatâ
Breathing
Ilya tries to go back in again and shave shoves him away. Then pulls him back in to rotate them so ilya is against the wall. Ilya thinks he's getting his way, cocky little smirk hands specifically off Shane and to the side to let Shane do what he wants. Although it almost send like ilya is pleased that Shane did what he did even after shave walks away. Then Shane let's go and takes a step back then starts to walk back to party
Ilya âsee you next season.â âHollanderâ
Door opening
Ilya watches shane leave and as soon as we hear the door close he sharply looks away. Walks back to banister.












